JamesSavik

Roman Caesars who aspired to Godhood were more likely to be an inbred psycho with a brain mostly eaten by syphilis than divine.

I've never been able to watch In the Gloaming all the way through.

My smallest cat Cloe, hates Raccoons. Whenever one of them waddles onto the patio in the wee hours, she screams. I find her on the back of the couch puffed up and snarling in horripilation. The raccoon just looks at her, seemingly bewildered, wondering how such a small cat can make such a large racket. 🦝 🐈 < ^&%$#!

I've got to tame the farrago that is my garage.

Soldering, shrink wrapping and hot glue have calloused my dactylions.

People who are too ebullient early in the morning make me wonder what drugs they are on.

I do buy some for a literacy charity that puts books into the hands of skool kidz.

As I am a avid bibliopole, I wonder if my home may sink into the earth because of all the weight.

Pavel was my dancing Pole.

Isn't it interesting how people tend to absquatulate when the police show up at a rave? 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

You asked for it.

There's no truth to the rumor. I'm not coming out of retirement from my career as an ecdysiast. No more pole dancing for me, and I mean it this time.

The wainage for a modern farm can easily be worth between one and four million dollars. Corporate farms can go as high as twenty million dollars.

Just enough flat dirt to land on.

Telemarketers only get my wroth, not my commerce.

A lot of both, IMHO.

The New York Jets are the most wanchancy NFL team I know of. If it wasn't for bad luck, they would have no luck at all.

Their planning and ours both went out the window when the war started. Both sides had to fight with what they had. In the early years of the war, 42 & 43, the gun fights in the constricted waters of the Solomon Islands were dead even. Those battles were nasty, loud, close and the reason they call a certain body of water Ironbottom sound.

In the 1930s, the US Navy thought its battles would be fought at long range, in the daylight, and torpedoes were obsolete. Japan trained and planned to fight at night at medium to short ranges, with fast, 30 foot torpedoes with a ton of explosives in their warhead. The Japanese Long-Lance (or Type 93) torpedo was developed by the Japanese in the thirties. Using liquid oxygen as a propellant, they were the fastest, longest ranged, and hardest hitting torpedoes in the world. (1) (2) This cost the US dearly in the south Pacific in the early years of World War 2. US cruisers and destroyers often faced Japanese cruisers and destroyers armed with dozens of Long-Lance torpedoes tantivy closing the range to under 10,000 yards. (1) Japanese Type 93 Torpedo (2) Fubuki Class Destroyers (carry 9 Long-lance torpedoes in three mounts of 3 + reloads)

Tachytelic evolution is best illustrated by why we have to take a different flu shot every year.

Tachyphrasia is sometimes a symptom of injury to the speech center of the brain.

After changing the cat box. I wambled outside to breathe for a while. It was necessary.

The ullage in the liquor cabinet is what got the kids busted.