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Dear, Grocery Shoppers - 6. You're Joking, Right?

This entry is written by Noah Fields.

Hey, it’s Noah again!

Previously when we last chatted, I mentioned one of the positions of my staff, as well as their responsibilities. You also learned my patience when dealing with a Karen who had a complaint. Well, more of a vent really. I was having such a good time that day. No negative energy could phase through me. But that isn’t always the case. For instance, this story I have for you is going to be a real treat, let me tell you!

Today, I’m gonna tell you about what just recently happened to me. For the rest of my life, I still won’t be able to comprehend the thoughts involved. So lately, I’ve been trying to give my staff a chance to really show me they have common sense and don’t have to depend on me, or another manager, every second of their shift. Yes, I signed up for this the moment I took these keys, and yes, I’m always here for my team. But damn! Some of them really make me wonder. Like, how do you function as an adult? How do you keep your kids? Oh, did I forget to mention the fact that I’m 28 and the majority of my staff are older than me? Hell, there’s a few that could be my parent when I think about it. It’s mind blowing! When we have to micromanage in such a way that they might as well not even be there is when I get really annoyed. Sometimes, they won’t even get scheduled hours half the time because we can’t get them to understand the point of working. I know this isn’t the proper way to discipline an employee, but I work for a crappy company that doesn’t want to see write-ups, for some reason.

This puts us in a cycle where nobody seems to have a work ethic. They want the hours, but when they get them, it’s always, “I can’t show up today,” or, “I don’t want to work on the register,” or, “Can I straighten the racks instead?” No one gets to pick and choose what they want to work on. Not even me! Now, this isn’t all of my staff doing this. I’d say, realistically, there’s about one out of every five people that comes to work and kill it. This is all a long-winded way of saying my staff is definitely interesting, to say the least.

But it’s not all them. Sometimes, there’s a customer that also feels entitled to whatever they think would be best for them. And again, this isn’t every shopper that comes in my store. I’ve had some customers that were pretty chill and just does their thing: browse, pick out stuff, and check-out with no issues. Unfortunately, the customer starring in today’s story was not chill at all.

So, when a cashier calls for a manager, we are running right up there to solve the problem. This problem can be anything from a customer needing to ask a question or go on a rant over something stupid, or it can be simple, like needing change made for a hundred dollar bill or a price override for a damaged/final sale. But I can’t tell you how many times I went up to the register and it turned out to be nothing but bull. “Can I take my break?” Little girl. I’ve called my staff this, even if they were older than me. Can’t you just ask that over the walkie? You had to drag me out of the manager’s meeting to ask me if you can go to break? There’s three cashiers up here at two in the afternoon with no customers in line!

Now, when a customer needs the cashier to call the manager, it usually means that the cashier simply does not have the answer. That’s where the manager comes in, obviously. I completely understand this. What I don’t understand is saying you need a manager when you feel entitled for having to deal with life.

Just last Friday, I was the closing manager, and oddly enough, it wasn't as chaotic as weekends normally are. So my naivety (look at me using fancy-schmancy private school words!) was thinking, “Damn, this is amazing!” My staff is handling their stuff and customers are acting like they have common sense as well. I might just have a full peaceful day! Hell, even the registers were working right the whole time. So of course I’m gonna have a peaceful day right? Uh-nope!

It’s me, another manager (who has the same title as me: Senior Fashion Coordinator), along with two of our department leads, who hold the title ‘Fashion Coordinator.’ We’re going over the weekly plan on how the store should be set up for the coming week. Ideally, things get changed around in the store once a week to keep things fresh and whatnot. Me and the three others are talking about how to execute the layout of the plan for the store. A cashier calls for a manager. My cashier explained that her customer wanted to talk to a manager, but wouldn’t say why. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, since she probably didn’t feel comfortable saying it over the walkie. So I thought it was kinda serious. I went up there and just simply asked what the problem was.

At this point, the customer begins to explain the situation and she has given me way too much information when she could’ve just asked her question. It was explained she was buying two different types of pants, which neither of them had a tag.

This is where my floor person comes in handy. You see, when a piece of merchandise doesn’t have a tag and a customer wants to purchase it, someone on the sales floor tries to find that exact item, or at least as close as they can (staying within the brand etc). My floor person did his job and got the item numbers for both items and relayed them over the walkie. Then the transaction gets finished up, the customer goes on with their day, and the cashier goes on to the next customer.

Sadly that isn’t what happened.

“Hey, what’s going on? How can I help?” The lady begins to explain the whole problem, in every tiny detail. “Okay, but I’m not understanding the problem. Is there a question?” To me, if you don’t want the pants because of the price we found, then just say so and hand the product to the cashier.

She finally gets to her big point. Please insert a very rude and sarcastic tone. “Here’s the thing! I waited over ten minutes to get that price for the pants, and I want a discount for waiting.”

“Ma’am, look. I’m sorry about your wait, but I can’t give you a discount because you waited. If I did that for you, then I would have to start doing it for everybody. Everyone behind you would be asking for a discount. The only way I can give a discount is if the product you’re buying is damaged, and it is in very good condition. We have lost managers for giving discounts that aren’t supposed to happen, and I sure won’t let that happen to me.” Fun fact for y’all! Aaron and I started at this store when it was first built, and that’s how he got canned. It was even his first offense and he got fired nonetheless. If I’m gonna get fired, it better be over some real shit, let me tell ya!

The lady’s tone gets even more uppity. “Well, fuck it! Let me finish up and get the Hell out of here! This is ridiculous! I’m not asking for much, jeez!”

That was the summary, but she just kept trying to get that discount. I even had to explain the fact that every time we get a truck shipment, there’s nothing going on the floor without a tag. It’s customers and their children who keep ripping off tags. I also re-explained when there’s a price check, we try to find the exact item first, then we find something as close as we can, we even try to stay within that brand. Going in further, I stated that there are even times where we get stopped by other customers while we’re working on getting a price for a cashier.

So let that sink in for just a moment. An impatient woman waited for an amount of time on a price check and asked to speak with a manager only to ask for a discount for the wait. And then because of her desire for money off her order, I had to hop on an open register and knock out the large line that had formed! C’mon, lady! This was thirty minutes before we closed! Who goes shopping for clothes at 8:30 in the evening?

If you, or anyone you know has gotten a discount for waiting in line like we do literally everywhere else in life, please let me know. I’d love to try it out! I wish I could give you guys a virtual tour so you can see what Aaron and I deal with, but it looks like writing will have to do.

Until next time. Noah out

Copyright © 2020 astone2292; All Rights Reserved.
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A discount for waiting!!!????  Who the hell does she think she is the Queen???  I don't know who you do it.  At my age, my patience for stupidity, ignorance, uppity idiots, and just plain old dumbness is long gone😠.  I know I am not that old but like I said before, I have dealt with the "public" in one form or the other since I was 16.  That is more than enough time to have zero tolerance for idiots who in my opinion are bullies.  They try to bully 💪their way into a discount!  I wonder when she goes out to eat and has to "wait to be seated",  does she as for a discount?  As you guys know, I live out in the country🐄🐖🐔.  The nearest town has a population of approximately 30,000 people.  I have waited 35 to 45 minutes at a restaurant to be seated.  I never ever thought about asking for a discount for waiting.   I wonder does she ask for a discount at the doctors office?  You never (rarely) see a doctor at the appointed time...  And really, at so close to closing time....  I hate going into a store close to closing.  I know how it is to have that last customer just wondering around....picking up stuff and putting it in the wrong place...not buying a damn thing!!!  LOL   If I have to be in a store close to closing, I do rush in and get what I need and get out.  I know the staff wants to get off and get out of there as quickly as possible..  You guys have my respect!!!  Plus I love this little journal...I always get a laugh out of it...and a good rant!!!!  You have to find the humor in life...  And I guess without out the Karens of the world, life would be a little boring..🤣    :heart:

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1 minute ago, Patch1 said:

A discount for waiting!!!????  Who the hell does she think she is the Queen???  I don't know who you do it.  At my age, my patience for stupidity, ignorance, uppity idiots, and just plain old dumbness is long gone😠.  I know I am not that old but like I said before, I have dealt with the "public" in one form or the other since I was 16.  That is more than enough time to have zero tolerance for idiots who in my opinion are bullies.  They try to bully 💪their way into a discount!  I wonder when she goes out to eat and has to "wait to be seated",  does she as for a discount?  As you guys know, I live out in the country🐄🐖🐔.  The nearest town has a population of approximately 30,000 people.  I have waited 35 to 45 minutes at a restaurant to be seated.  I never ever thought about asking for a discount for waiting.   I wonder does she ask for a discount at the doctors office?  You never (rarely) see a doctor at the appointed time...  And really, at so close to closing time....  I hate going into a store close to closing.  I know how it is to have that last customer just wondering around....picking up stuff and putting it in the wrong place...not buying a damn thing!!!  LOL   If I have to be in a store close to closing, I do rush in and get what I need and get out.  I know the staff wants to get off and get out of there as quickly as possible..  You guys have my respect!!!  Plus I love this little journal...I always get a laugh out of it...and a good rant!!!!  You have to find the humor in life...  And I guess without out the Karens of the world, life would be a little boring..🤣    :heart:

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Emoji affinity!!! Patch, I think you're getting LitS and DGS mixed up! And this is the first I (Aaron) heard about this! I was editing the entry and I was just facepalming the entire time! I can't say anything though, as I dealt with the same thing back on July 3rd, 2014. Yes. I remember the date, because it was the most bonkers day of my entire retail career!

Stuck as a cashier. In a grocery store. On the Thursday before the 4th of July. So, a rather busy day, yes? Add on the fact it was Senior Thursday for our company. Which means...anyone over the age of 60 gets 10% off their order total. Oh, my God! 

Lines for the, in total, sixteen registers running backed up quarter-way down the grocery aisles! Absolutely insane. We had someone come in on their day off, just to go up and down to all the cashiers asking, "Hey, you good? Need a breather? Cigarette? Bottled water?" I did get a handful of people asking for a waiting discount, and I just slapped on the senior discount, because who cared!? The managers were in the checklanes too!  What I loved the most was every other conversation started with the customers saying something along the lines of, "Wow! This is just crazy! What's going on? Are you just having a sale or something?" And I'm just there over-acting, rolling my eyeballs around, responding in a condescending tone, "I know! Crazy, right?" I even added a circular head roll at times when I starting losing my mind as I scanned 32 items a minute. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP! 

I still think about this day often. 

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6 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

Emoji affinity!!! Patch, I think you're getting LitS and DGS mixed up! And this is the first I (Aaron) heard about this! I was editing the entry and I was just facepalming the entire time! I can't say anything though, as I dealt with the same thing back on July 3rd, 2014. Yes. I remember the date, because it was the most bonkers day of my entire retail career!

Stuck as a cashier. In a grocery store. On the Thursday before the 4th of July. So, a rather busy day, yes? Add on the fact it was Senior Thursday for our company. Which means...anyone over the age of 60 gets 10% off their order total. Oh, my God! 

Lines for the, in total, sixteen registers running backed up quarter-way down the grocery aisles! Absolutely insane. We had someone come in on their day off, just to go up and down to all the cashiers asking, "Hey, you good? Need a breather? Cigarette? Bottled water?" I did get a handful of people asking for a waiting discount, and I just slapped on the senior discount, because who cared!? The managers were in the checklanes too!  What I loved the most was every other conversation started with the customers saying something along the lines of, "Wow! This is just crazy! What's going on? Are you just having a sale or something?" And I'm just there over-acting, rolling my eyeballs around, responding in a condescending tone, "I know! Crazy, right?" I even added a circular head roll at times when I starting losing my mind as I scanned 32 items a minute. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP! 

I still think about this day often. 

Senior Thursday before the 4th of July...Wow!!!!!!!  I think I would have lost my mind!!!!  And for someone to ask "what's going on?"...ummmmmm DUH it's the 4th of July?   Sad thing is that customer could easily have been my Dad. LOL  He has never, ever remembered holidays...  For as long as I can remember, we would have to remind him that holidays were coming up.  Constantly remind him!!!  Still do!  Hahahaha   He still get's mad if he "needs" something and the stores are closed for the holiday.  He just thinks it should be open...all the time...mainly for him!  Hahahaha  But in his defense, he did grow up poor...  When he started working, he would work everyday, especially holidays.  Holidays were just regular days for him.  Even at 84, he still works, not as much, but he still has that work ethic.     Side note...32 items per minute...I would love to see you scanning!  

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Senior Thursday before the 4th of July...Wow!!!!!!!  I think I would have lost my mind!!!!  And for someone to ask "what's going on?"...ummmmmm DUH it's the 4th of July?   Sad thing is that customer could easily have been my Dad. LOL  He has never, ever remembered holidays...  For as long as I can remember, we would have to remind him that holidays were coming up.  Constantly remind him!!!  Still do!  Hahahaha   He still get's mad if he "needs" something and the stores are closed for the holiday.  He just thinks it should be open...all the time...mainly for him!  Hahahaha  But in his defense, he did grow up poor...  When he started working, he would work everyday, especially holidays.  Holidays were just regular days for him.  Even at 84, he still works, not as much, but he still has that work ethic.     Side note...32 items per minute...I would love to see you scanning!  

32 was just my average. When I really poured on the speed...oh, jeez. I was pulling 38...40 sometimes. I knew every trick in the book:  customer using a check? Hold the register till closed, then press 'Open DRWR' and slide in the check. Small thing, but the longer you had the drawer open, the more it counted against you (calculates how long it takes you to 'make change.'). Got a few of the exact same item coming? Do your best to avoid scanning the same barcode, since the scanner thinks you are just holding the same barcode over the scanner. So alternate between the repeated item and a different one. Also, mastering the 'move the item from your right hand to your left hand by slightly tossing it in the air' trick is essential. And start memorizing where the barcode is on every...box...or product...in the store. (PS: it's on the bottom nine out of ten times). 

I would get some crap from the managers for not being more talkative with the customers, but I had one lady tell the manager off!!! (This should have been a forkin' chapter at this point.) She overheard the manager talking to me as she was pushing her cart out of the lane and she blew up! I was dyin'! "Sir! (referring to the manager) This was the fastest I've ever been checked out of any store. I don't care if he says nothing. Watching him was entertainment! Give him a raise!" That...was one of the two old ladies in my life I absolutely adore!

Low-key...I've looked into the concept of setting the world record. Unfortunately, it's a two-man scan and bag team shindig! There's like 30 items, one person scans 15 and the other person bags. Then you tag the other person in, and do the other 15. From the videos I've seen...I could smoke that record! Hands forkin' down!

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I think you could smoke that record!!!  Don't you just love "little old Ladies" who come to your defense!?  I could go either way...get me out as fast as possible and forget the chit chat or go slower and talk like you are my best friend!  I'm happy either way...  I am not hard to please at all.  I try to find the "good" in most situations unless I am in a foul mood, have not had my coffee quota, have had decaf coffee, spilt my coffee, forgot my coffee on the roof of my vehicle and it's somewhere splattered on the pavement...  See how my life revolves around coffee!!  Hahaha

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That lady who wanted a discount for waiting was just hoping for a freebie. We used to get that a lot in the cinema. People would sit through a film, then come out and complain to the manager to try and get free tickets. They didn't seem to realise, ‘I didn't like the film' is not a valid reason. Ditto to those who drank nearly a whole cup of fizzy pop or ate most of the popcorn before saying there was something wrong with it. Not going to work.

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2 minutes ago, Mawgrim said:

That lady who wanted a discount for waiting was just hoping for a freebie. We used to get that a lot in the cinema. People would sit through a film, then come out and complain to the manager to try and get free tickets. They didn't seem to realise, ‘I didn't like the film' is not a valid reason. Ditto to those who drank nearly a whole cup of fizzy pop or ate most of the popcorn before saying there was something wrong with it. Not going to work.

...sorry, I just lost a few IQ points. I found them under the desk, but I'm hesitant on putting them back in. I never thought there were actual complaints at a cinema! I dated a guy who worked at our local cinema, and he never spoke of any of these sorts of issues. And I never had any issues...mostly because he could get me in for free movies whenever we wanted...

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It depends a lot on the area where the cinema is built. In some towns, there just seemed to be a lot of moaners. Old people complained a lot that the sound was too loud. The posher customers generally wrote long letters to head office, whereas others just shouted and swore and threatened. The police had to be called several times. At some cinemas, the staff and managers all left together at the end of the night in case a disgruntled customer was waiting around to thump someone.

4 minutes ago, Mawgrim said:

It depends a lot on the area where the cinema is built. In some towns, there just seemed to be a lot of moaners. Old people complained a lot that the sound was too loud. The posher customers generally wrote long letters to head office, whereas others just shouted and swore and threatened. The police had to be called several times. At some cinemas, the staff and managers all left together at the end of the night in case a disgruntled customer was waiting around to thump someone.

My jaw is on the floor, and I am just floored! Shouted? Threatened? Thumped? Listen, I'm just a little Kentucky country boy living in a town of 50,000. That...is simply wild! I totally get how the elderly would find the movie loud, but I'd say bring some earmuffs or look into some noise-deafening headphones. For the moaners...I'd point them to the bathrooms and tell them to clean up after themselves ;) We have one cinema, and it was just built since they decided to move out of their old and decrepit building. They make their employees dress like they should be going to prom! I am just having a rough time imagining such an event happening...at a cinema!

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4 hours ago, Patch1 said:

A discount for waiting!!!????  Who the hell does she think she is the Queen???  I don't know who you do it.  At my age, my patience for stupidity, ignorance, uppity idiots, and just plain old dumbness is long gone😠.  I know I am not that old but like I said before, I have dealt with the "public" in one form or the other since I was 16.  That is more than enough time to have zero tolerance for idiots who in my opinion are bullies.  They try to bully 💪their way into a discount!  I wonder when she goes out to eat and has to "wait to be seated",  does she as for a discount?  As you guys know, I live out in the country🐄🐖🐔.  The nearest town has a population of approximately 30,000 people.  I have waited 35 to 45 minutes at a restaurant to be seated.  I never ever thought about asking for a discount for waiting.   I wonder does she ask for a discount at the doctors office?  You never (rarely) see a doctor at the appointed time...  And really, at so close to closing time....  I hate going into a store close to closing.  I know how it is to have that last customer just wondering around....picking up stuff and putting it in the wrong place...not buying a damn thing!!!  LOL   If I have to be in a store close to closing, I do rush in and get what I need and get out.  I know the staff wants to get off and get out of there as quickly as possible..  You guys have my respect!!!  Plus I love this little journal...I always get a laugh out of it...and a good rant!!!!  You have to find the humor in life...  And I guess without out the Karens of the world, life would be a little boring..🤣    :heart:

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Pretty certain the Queen would be too polite to cause a scene. She'd also just ask a flunky to buy it and move on.

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