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Prompt 214 – Creative
Tag – The Vacation
You were hired to create the perfect vacation spot. There is only one little problem with the whole thing. What is it?

Prompt 215 – Creative
Tag – The Blind Date
Your family and friends have decided it is past time for you to find someone and settle down. They have set you up with someone they all agree is the perfect person for you. Is this the beginning of a wonderful romance or the blind date from hell?

Each week, we pick a prompt from a previous week. Joann414 took a chance on one of the prompts for last week, hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Prompt 213: "You want me to do what?"

 

 

 

That's What Friends Are For

 

 

 

" You want me to do what?" KC screamed across the table at Cassie, spitting his wine onto the white lace tablecloth.

 

 

 

Jo Ann hid her smirk behind her wine glass as she sipped it and Mark's mirth showed plainly on his face. Backing up from the table, Mark crossed his legs as if he was getting comfortable to watch a movie, and Jo Ann refilled her wine glass, moving her chair back enough to sit cross-legged in the seat holding her wine glass with one hand and making gestures to Mark with the other. Mark took a swig of his beer waiting to see how Cassie would reel his boyfriend in without giving him a heart attack in the process.

 

 

 

" It is not a big deal KC and it may just take one time, so don't act like I am asking you to cut off your hand." Cassie calmly said in a soft convincing voice.

 

 

 

" Let me get this straight. You want to have a baby and not only do you want me to be the father, but instead of donating the umm sperm, you want me to sleep with you. Have you lost your mind? Lipstick, boobs, and dresses don't turn me on." he ranted.

 

 

 

" Says the guy in metallic heels, leather skirt, and purple teddy." Jo Ann murmured.

 

 

 

Sending her a look that would kill her dog if it were in the room, KC turned his attention to Jo Ann. "You did not invite me over to celebrate my promotion, you invited me over so you two could corner me, but I am not doing it, no sir, nada, it is not going to happen. Not in this lifetime. Getting it up for a female is not an option. Forget it. I will not even consider trying this. Damn plotting females." He grabbed his wine and downed it in one gulp.

 

 

 

Jo Ann calmly refilled his wine glass and leaned back knowing Cassie was going in for the kill now "That girl could talk a possum away from roadkill if she wanted. Hell, she had seen her shoot the neighbor's dog and convince the neighbor that it was the dog's fault, resulting in the neighbor paying Cassie for doing it. Yep, that girl had some bullshit in her."

 

 

 

KC glared at Mark and said angrily, " You knew about this didn't you, you perverted traitor."

 

 

 

Mark did not even bother to deny it. He just flicked a crumb from the tablecloth and waited for Cassie to present her next pitch.

 

 

 

" I have a plan how we can make this work and I don't think you can even fault it KC. I've been giving it a lot of thought and I will wear a silk teddy to bed with my feather boa and I think the feel of them will excite you so that we can do the dirty deed. What do you think?" Cassie stared KC straight in the eye.

 

 

 

"What makes you think you, a female dressing in silk lingerie and feathers will excite me enough to want to go in there?" he asked as he pointed down at Cassie crotch.

 

 

 

" Because KC, I have seen the times when the feel of silk and feathers against your body made you so hard that the skin on your face pulled so tight that you looked like you were in botox overload. And anyway, it does not have to last that long. I have ways of making it happen."

 

 

 

KC stared at Cassie as if she had grown another boob, one more that he had no desire to touch. " What part of no do you not understand?"

 

 

 

Mark spoke up for the first time since the conversation started. " It will mean we get that houseboat that we have been wanting for the last year babe. You can do it. I know you can."

 

 

 

" You son of a bitch. You whored me out for a friggin houseboat? What if I can't get it up? Then what? "

 

 

 

" KC, believe me, once you get in that bed with Cassie, you fill get it up somehow, someway, trust me on that." Jo Ann put her two cents in.

 

 

 

" So when am I supposed to manage this miracle feat?" KC asked smugly.

 

 

 

" Tonight." the other three said in unison.

 

 

 

KC walked to the refrigerator, grabbed two beers and said, " Then, let's get this over and done. After tonight, I will never trust any of you three instigators again."

 

 

 

Two hours later Cassie and KC emerged from the bedroom to find Mark and Jo Ann watching porn on television.

 

 

 

Jo Ann noticed that Cassie was grinning from ear to ear and KC looked like a man that had run a marathon. " So, are you two going to keep us in suspense?"

 

 

 

" He did it!" Cassie gushed excitedly.

 

 

 

" See, I told you KC. You had nothing to worry about. A little bit of silk and feathers and she had you in the palm of her ummm hand." Jo Ann sniggered.

 

 

 

Cassie giggled and said, " Well, that is not exactly what happened. I had to improvise a little. First of all, I had to agree to let him wear his heels in bed. Then when that didn't seem to do all it needed to do, I thought about my strap on, how he could feel the hardness of it on his stomach while he was on me. So, I strapped it on and that got him going. Then he kept begging for something, and when I finally understood what he wanted, I reached and got his beer, drank the rest of it, buried the neck of it in his behind, and I got the ride of my life. KC can say some kinky things when he is in lust. I guess the only thing that bothered me a little is when he got ready to let go he screamed, " Markypoo, I am fixing to fill you with my love juce babykins. So yeah, it worked out fine didn't it KC?'

 

 

 

Cassie, Jo Ann, and Mark all looked for KC, finding him drinking wine out of the bottle mumbling something about killing friends and getting away with it. They all walked over to him, hugging and kissing on him, calling him a hero. Mark even went as far as to call him daddy which earned him a smack upside the head from KC.

 

 

 

Six weeks later Cassie walked down the corridor of the hospital in search of KC. She saw him talking to the two nurses standing at the nurses's station. She excitedly ran up to him screaming, " We're pregnant." The two young nurses looked stunned and furious. One of them had chased KC for a year before he admitted he was gay. " You lying S.O.B. she screamed at KC.

 

 

 

KC looked at the screeching nurse and shook his head. " No wonder he was gay." Then he took out his cell phone to call Mark to tell him the news, as he grinned from ear to ear.