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derka derka

So, "Team America" is a somewhat funny movie, but not nearly as funny as everyone makes it out to be. There is this kid in my english class who says "derka derka" non stop. I mean honestly, I could understand saying it every once in while, but not every five minutes. That's just annoying.   Lots of biology homework tonight. But that's okay, because I like biology. It's much better than having Okla. History homework.   Speaking of which: I have the gaydar pretty much down to an art. I m
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So Tired...

Have you ever been so tired you actually considered purposely contracting a viral disease just so you could stay home and sleep for the next week? Ok, so I didn't consider it for that long, but it was definitely an option for like two minutes.   I'm exhausted because I don't get enough sleep during the week, so I usually go to sleep early on Friday night and then sleep until noon on Saturday. But, last night I had to babaysit this kid (I took extra aderol for him), and I was up until past mi
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Two blogs in one night!

Found this on Mag's blog, and just had to post it.   Ten reasons why people oppose gay marriage:   1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.   2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.   3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-
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O come O come Emmanuel

I am getting in the mood for the Christmas very early this year. I actually sang "O come O come Emmanuel" twice today. It's a good song. Everyone at Cross Country thought it was weird that in early Oct. I'm singing about Christmas.   Speaking of Cross Country, I love It! How else would I get to see the object of my affection? It's not enough to just see him walking in and out of the AP english room every day. That's all about him today, though.   I found out today that I made the "A" t
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Emoticons are fun

:wacko: That was fun.   I'm in love. With Faith Hill. Just discovered a new song of hers called "stealing kisses". It inspired me to write a story with a similar theme. So I've started on that.   I missed Biology today because I had a race. I am sad. I often times prove my teacher wrong because he ain't so good at the whole Biochemistry thing, and I am. I told him of the difference(s) between alpha and beta glucose, and then the difference between Starch and glycogen. I can't wa
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Amazingly boring day

absolutely nothing of interest happened today. Oh wait, actually, I got a pimple the size of Australia on my nose. I hate being a teenager.   Didn't see hot cross country guy today. I am sad .   So that's all for today. I'm gonna go jack off thinking about a threesome with hot cross country guy and Brad Pitt , then I'm going to sleep.   -psychic psychopath
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That strange sound...

The strabge sound that the title refers to is the laughter of Hot Cross Country Guy, whom I had never herad laugh until today. It is the most beautiful sound ever. So my assignment to you all: In your responses to this entry, please include your favorite joke. I have made it my mission to hear his laughter more. I don't even remember what happened to make him laugh, but something did, and I was slightly euphoric for a while afterwards.   Also, on the two hour bus ride on the way home from
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Why Me?

Okay, so there was a Football game at my highschool tonight. More importantly, it was homecoming. We Won! Anyways, since football is religion in the south, just about all of the students from my school went to cheer on the team and socialize. I went with my sister and her friend.   We stopped at Taco Bell on the way there to get a little food, and the dirve thru was packed, so we went inside. And guess who we saw there--Hot Cross Country guy. With his girlfriend. I saw him first, so I i
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Stupid people make me mad

I've been in a very blog mood lately. I just used a noun as an adjective. I need to call my fellow grammar police officers and have them arrest me and then indict me and convict me of high treason against the lords of Grammar...   Got a little crazy there! Anyways, has anyone out there ever just been in an artistic mood for no reason whatsoever? I was today. So I tried to write a song, but the muse wasn't with me today. I hate it when that happens. So instead of writing a song, I sa
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Oops!

Didn't know I had to publish my entries. So all of my entries up until this point just got published five seconds ago, and they are in reverse order. Oops!   -psychic psychopath
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This is new...

So it's my first blog entry. Ever. How cool is this? I just found out today that the symbol above what I'm typing right now, an earth with a chain on it, is a control that adds a hyperlink. It's true: I'm the only smart teenager in the world who is technologically retarded.   I also just found out today that Mikie is deaf. That pretty much ruined my day. I hate finding out sad things like that. Mikie, you are the coolest and I love ya to pieces!   On a lighter note (per se), a few day
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Hello again

So, uh, It's been a long time since I made a blog entry. I kinda forgot about my blog. Sorry.   Found some stuff from a summer camp I went to today. Re-reading that sentence, to make more sense I should say I went to a summer camp and found the remnants of said camp this morning. I hope that makes sense. Anyways, It was a physics camp, because I'm a nerd, and the things I found were like accelerations, including gravity, and other vectors, and how they affect the movement of a metal ball
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Viv' quiz

Everyone's new favorite thing:   1. Who are you?   2. Are we friends?   3. When and how did we meet?   4. Do you have a crush on me?   5. Would you kiss me?   6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.   7. Describe me in one word.   8. What was your first impression?   9. Do you still think that way about me now?   10. What reminds you of me?   11. If you could give me anything what would it be?   12. How well do you know me?   13. When's the last time you ta
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Some thing exciting happened today!

Okay, so today I did the unthinkable...I talked to the hot guy on my cross country team!!!!!!!!!! Jon, you should be so proud of me.   Well technically, he talked to me, because I was wearing a shirt with lots of holes in it at cross country, and he pointed to the biggest hole (just right of my left nipple) and said "I think you need a new shirt."   So usually, I go shirtless at cross country, but today it was raining, so I put my holey (or now holy) shirt on to keep from getting pelted wit
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