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I cry a lot

I finally saw "Rent" tonight, and I cried. And cried, and cried, and cried. It was so sad. "Without You" is my new favorite song. I mean, I had always known about it, I just didn't like it as much as I do now that I've seen it in context. Now I feel all empowered, and I want to write really sad songs and stories. I'll get started on that right away. It could take a while. Well, that's all for this entry. -psychic psychopath

November 27, 2005

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Turkey?

So, I went to the buttcrack of America for Thanksgiving today...my uncle's house. And as much as I like buttcracks, this one was not very fun. My family is absolutely crazy. Ok, Snow Dog knows exactly how crazy my mom is; extremely. However, my mom looks like an amateur in comparison with the rest of my family. The craziest is by far my grandma. We were just talking about this amazingly annoying kid I used to go to school with, and my grandma says, "It's raining in New York." My sis

November 25, 2005

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O Come O Come Emmanuel pt. 2

This is going to be a really long blog entry. I saw Harry Potter 4 Friday Night, and I must say that Daniel Radcliffe is quite yummy. He has a little bit of hair just around his nipples and it is really hot. Because I saw Harry Potter, I only got three hours of sleep Friday Night, which was really bad because I had an academic team competition Saturday. My team was one of freshmen, and we beat lots of varsities from other schools. We ended up getting 5th or 6th, though. We lost twice to

November 21, 2005

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Breaking up with people is hard.

Today I broke up with my girlfriend. Well, it was kinda a mutual breakup. It feels weird to say that, because I'm gay and most definitely should not have a girlfriend. We broke up because: 1) I felt like I was leading her on because I'm gay and she didn't know that and This is a run-on sentence that will end now. 2) She and I really acted more like friends than boyfriend and girlfriend, and being her friend is exactly what I wanted. We are now friends, and we will be for quite a while. 3)

November 18, 2005

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13 f****** note cards

We have latin Note Cards due tomorrow, and while thirteen may not seem like too many, but I put ten terms on each card. 130 words. It is hard. But seriously, latin is, like, the hardest language ever. I mean, you have to remember part of speech, gender, declension, conjugation, case, tense, and many, many other things. My latin teacher keeps stressing that there are only three tenses in English, but there are six in Latin: Present, Future, Past Perfect, Past Imperfect, Pluperfect, and Fu

November 16, 2005

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The old man and the tree

I had a LOT of homework in my Computer Programming class. Normally it's a blowoff class, but my teacher got pissed and assigned us a lot of homework. He so crazy. Hot Cross Country guy very nonchalantly called me his friend last night. I won't give the full details, but he was introducing me to someone and he said, "This is my friend Jim." I just about melted on the spot. He called me his friend! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We had a soccer game today, and I had to play goalie be

November 13, 2005

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you so crazy!

"you so crazy" is my new favorite saying. I say it in my very realistic fat black girl voice. It cracks people up. I must say that I am very jealous of Green. Hehehe, I'm GREEN with envy. I'm going for world's corniest jokes. I think I'll win. But anyways, I'm really jealous because I haven't even had one boyfriend yet, and he has guys lining up to date him. I wish Hot Cross Country guy would do that. Speaking of Cross Country...we're doing weight lifting and stuff, you know? Wel

November 11, 2005

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one weird-ass night

So, my day was normal and boring until about 9:15. And since then I have had occurences so odd that they deserve a second blog entry for tonight. I went running earlier, and I'm about six hundred meters from being done with my first mile, when I hear crazed barking. A dog runs up behind me and starts biting at my heels. Now, I'd say this dog is about half french poodle and half demon. It is a foot tall, evil, and barks none stop at me, all while biting my heels. So I start sprinting, an

November 7, 2005

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totally awesome, dude

I had church and confirmation today. But that's all about that. I had subway for dinner today. But sadly, I didn't go with my mom to pick it up, so I didn't get to see hot cross country guy. He has really nice abs, and I was just thinking aout how great they are today. He has a wonderful six-pack, all cute and perfect. Hmmmmmmm. I have been talking to Snow Dog off and on all day, and right now he's off, but I want him to sign back on. I think he had to buy a dishwasher, or somethi

November 7, 2005

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I feel like crap

I felt kinds bad today, so I decided I'd go for a run. Bad idea. I ate too much at dinner and then had a large chocolate milkshake. Do not run after doing this. I felt like shit. So, I want Snow Dog to sign back on to his messenger so I can talk to him. He's been off for a while. I'm bored. We had a visitor today. My mom's old college roommate. When I first met her I thought she was kinda milquetoast. It turns out she is the funniest person I have ever met. Yay! Snow Dog si

November 6, 2005

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Curs you, Carbon family!

There were questions about the elements at academic team today, and the carbon family is the only subcategory that I didn't kick ass at. In fact, I only got one of the four elements right. Germanium. Oh well. Better luck next time. I ran awesome at Cross Country. Sixty second 400 meter. Pretty awesome, for a freshman who just started this year. Hot cross country guy had a bad day, and after he ran, he laid down on the ground for a minute, and it looked like he was sleeping. He's rea

November 4, 2005

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Why am I defending myself?

I hate people in general. No offense to all of you people out there. But seriously, the human race is pissing me off right now. There was this kid (the lutheran who makes fun of me) who would not listen to the scientific evidence I was stating, and then decided to interrupt me about a thousand times. I was talking about Special relativity, then the big bang theory, then out of the blue he asks if I believe in evolution. I say yes, and he promptly calls me an atheist. Who, me? Okay, s

November 3, 2005

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English projects and anger issues

I just finished an english project about ten minutes ago that I had put off doing for the last three weeks. It's due tomorrow. Mine rocks. I'll get a 93. Let me tell you something. Hot Cross Country guy has the best butt ever. It's all round and looks really firm and it looks like something you could lay down on and take a nap using it as a pillow. But mind you, sleeping is not what I would be doing if my head ever got that close to his butt. School is still boring. Right now we

November 2, 2005

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My life is boring.

I read through some of my previous entries tonight, and I noticed how utterly boring my life is. Poor me. So, uh, I'm gonna keep doing the same thing and maybe I'll bore you all to tears. That would suck. Today was even more boring than yesterday, or any other day before now. At confirmation class, I was singing a song by the Spill Canvas, and a friend of mine said, "Gosh, you're so emo." I listen to country! I smile! I'm not emo! I bought two new t-shirts today. One said "I m

October 31, 2005

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girlfriend?

So...today was the state cross country competition, and even though my team didn't make it to state...we had to go. But, it was actually okay, because I got to spend more time with hot cross country guy. I got to sit next to him for like twenty minutes on the bus ride on the way home. It was fun. There was this team at state who only had two runners, and the rest of the team was there, and they went a little crazy with the painting of themselves. There was a guy who painted a green bra o

October 30, 2005

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and Lewis Grizzard

Started a new book by Lewis Grizzard today. It's called, "Don't bend over in the garden granny, you know them taters have eyes". Lewis Grizzard is funny. New books are a big deal with me. Ummmmmmm, nothing happened today. I was bored out of my mind. I found hot Cross Country guy's myspace today. So I've now read his entire myspace and his xanga, and I learned a few helpful tidbits. First off, he likes big socks, which I am going to assume is a type-o of big cocks. He multitasks in

October 29, 2005

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Why Must I blog?

So, I had every intention of saving this entry until tomorrow night. But I couldn't resist! Today was the first day that we didn't run at Cross Country. Instead we watched a movie and ate spaghetti. Is that how you spell spaghetti? Too lazy to look it up. I didn't see hot Cross Country guy all day today. But I did think about him a lot. I did see his girlfriend, though. I don't think I've told you, but she and I are actually friends. She was originally only friends with my sister

October 28, 2005

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Shory entry

So I looked at some of my previous entries, and realized that they are basically novels, so today's blog will be short. Heard from two different people today about how good I am at science. And these two are pretty smart people. So I'm stroking my ego. Today Hot CC guy told everyone (at cross country) they should join choir. I think I might. It sounds like a good way to strengthen my voice and it's another chance to spend time with him. Decided to have pizza for dinner. Am hungr

October 27, 2005

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The return of the psychotic geese

So, I'm sitting here, contamplating why I can't find a Boyfriend, and I decide to make a blog entry. I tried to make one last night, but GA was being snippy. So, this entry will be a compounded entry of my very busy Monday and amazingly boring Tuesday. We had a district competition yesterday for academic team, but did I get to play? No! This other dude, who actually sucks (even though he got a 36 on the ACT), took my spot. So I had to read the questions, not answer them. (We hosted the

October 25, 2005

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Why am I so tired today?

Okay, so the list of tiring things done today: 1. Confirmation class. I'm Catholic, and I'm getting comfirmed. In 18 months. And I had to go to stupid confirmation where I learned about the wonderful Hypostatic union within Jesus. I hate my life. I don't know why I'm going to be confirmed. I'm just going to end up being an atheist anyways. Okay, maybe that's just hot air, and I won't be an atheist, but it sure would be simpler than remaining a Catholic. Too much Dogma in the Catholi

October 24, 2005

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Homoerotic birthday cards

I went to the grocery store today, and I was looking at the birthday cards, and there were ones that were homoerotic. There was a really hot guy shirtless on one, and it said "I was gonna buy you one of these for your Birthday..." on the front, and I said, "But I didn't know what size." I opened up the card, and that's exactly what it said on the inside. It's really sad when you can quote sexy cards like that, eh? Also, you know how up until this point my only schoolmate that I've seen

October 23, 2005

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Timmy and the angry chontraycthes

So, I've decided to start a band called Timmy and the angry chontraycthes. Chontraycthes is the taxonomic name for cartilaginous fishes, like sharks. It'll be an awesome band. So when I'm famous, I'll be sure to remember the little people. So Myr, when I'm super-rich, GA will be getting quite a bit bigger and fancier. I'm hoping we can even add Flash animation. I have big dreams. And a big mouth. So, uh, I was really busy for the last hour doing Boy Scout stuff. Yes, I'm a boy scout.

October 22, 2005

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M-Theory

So I finished this book earlier today, and in this book it talked about M-theory. M-theory is String Theory on steroids. So for about two hours afterwards all I did was read stuff on the internet about M-theory. I'm a nerd. But seriously, it's pretty cool. You should look it up. However, before you read about it, make sure you have a firm understanding of the theory of general relativity and quantum mechanics. Those would be helpful, because M-theory is what is used to eliminate 0 and

October 21, 2005

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Run, Run, oh Run

I'm amazingly bored today. As I was yesterday. And I will be tomorrow. All of my friends are out of town for fall break. It stinks. Anyways, last night my mom took away my laptop and said I lost it for the next week. Luckily, when I was seven, I found where my mom hides everything she takes away from me. So it's really no problem. I can get on any time she's either not here or she's asleep. So I'm okay. I have this friend whom I occasionally talk to on the phone, but when I don't

October 20, 2005

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Philosophy?!?!?!

So...There is this teacher at my school who looks exactly like Albert Einstein. It's creepy. Anyways, we had an assembly today, and I was sitting with my friend, who, by the way, is not exactly the brightest crayon in the box. So Mr. Eintstein's clone walks by and my friend says,"Wow, he looks exactly like Einstein." And I'm all, "Yeah, he does...it's weird." And he says "He should teach, like, philosophy, or something." So at this point I'm trying really hard not to laugh (and

October 19, 2005

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