so, I came out to my friends last night.

I picked up pizza, drove over to my friend Kate's house, and I came out to my friends.

it went something like this:

Me: "um Kate, I have something to tell you."

Kate: "yes, Matt?"

Me: "I just turned down a booty call."

Kate: "YOU WHAT?!?"

Me: "I, ummmm, I just turned down a booty call."

Kate: "what? why?!?"

Me: "ummmm, because..."

Kate: "yeah..."

Me: "I, ummmm... how do I explain this..."

Kate: "go on..."

Me: "I think I prefer sex with strings attached."

Kate: *stares blankly*

Kate: "who are you, and what have you done with Matt?"

Me: *flushes with embarrassment*

Me: "I don't know. I just don't know who I am anymore."

so that's it, that's my coming out story.

it's also the story of how I turned down no-strings-attached sex and spent my Saturday night eating pizza and watching Back to the Future.

f**k my life.