Coming out.
so, I came out to my friends last night.
I picked up pizza, drove over to my friend Kate's house, and I came out to my friends.
it went something like this:
Me: "um Kate, I have something to tell you."
Kate: "yes, Matt?"
Me: "I just turned down a booty call."
Kate: "YOU WHAT?!?"
Me: "I, ummmm, I just turned down a booty call."
Kate: "what? why?!?"
Me: "ummmm, because..."
Kate: "yeah..."
Me: "I, ummmm... how do I explain this..."
Kate: "go on..."
Me: "I think I prefer sex with strings attached."
Kate: *stares blankly*
Kate: "who are you, and what have you done with Matt?"
Me: *flushes with embarrassment*
Me: "I don't know. I just don't know who I am anymore."
so that's it, that's my coming out story.
it's also the story of how I turned down no-strings-attached sex and spent my Saturday night eating pizza and watching Back to the Future.
f**k my life.
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