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Evaluating your sexuality the easy way: The Madonna Test.

Mark Arbour

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  1. 1. When you think of Madonna, do you:

    • Want to listen to her music?
      18
    • Want to f**k her brains out?
      1
    • Want to f**k her brains out while she sings "Like a Virgin?"
      3

The self-evident answers are below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you answered "A", you are gay.

 

If you answered "B", you are straight.

 

If you answered "C", you are bisexual.

 

 

 

I hear it's very accurate.tongue.gif

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Y_B

Y_B 635

Posted

Does not giving a hoot about her or her music make me asexual?

viv

viv 687

Posted

I'm SO gay...!

Rizan

Rizan 55

Posted

umm...I don't really like her music, and even though I am bi I think she's pretty ugly. So...ummm...I propose an option D: threesome with hayley williams and brent corrigan

Westie

Westie 888

Posted

Of the four options, (A) is the lesser of the three evils. Its the one that repulses me least.

 

Though throw a time machine into the equation, take me back to the 80's, when she first sang "like a virgin", hmmmmmm I guess "c" is pretty appealing.

 

The madona we see today? well she looks so manly, I would suggest that wanting to f**k her implies more of a passing interest in men ...

Caedus

Caedus 154

Posted

So what happens if I say no to all 3 options? Does that make me asexual? :blink:

Arpeggio

Arpeggio 2,742

Posted

I don't like Madonna :S

old bob

old bob 321

Posted

I voted A and I'm bi :P

What can I do now ? 0:)

Nephylim

Nephylim 14,881

Posted

I'm not into Madonna. I don't like her music and I don't like her body and I don't like her personality soo... none of the above.

Mark Arbour

Mark Arbour 99,653

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I don't like Madonna :S

 

You must turn in your gay card immediately.blink.gif

Mark Arbour

Mark Arbour 99,653

Posted

I voted A and I'm bi :P

What can I do now ? 0:)

 

You get the "old sage" exemption. Don't worry about it.biggrin.gif

Mark Arbour

Mark Arbour 99,653

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I'm not into Madonna. I don't like her music and I don't like her body and I don't like her personality soo... none of the above.

 

Clearly you are not a very good gay or bisexual male.tongue.gif

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