This is so bizarre that I decided to write it down. Just for the record, I'm not afflicted with Bieber fever.

I'm not sure why but everybody was in the Army. I was an instructor at boot camp and one of my victims, I mean trainees was none other than Justin Bieber.

I asked him what was he doing here, he's Canadian. He said that he had dual citizenship so he got drafted too.

After teaching my trainees how to field strip and AR-14, we had some range time. I showed them how to fire three round bursts .

Years ago I interviewed members of bands like Rush and Cheap Trick.

I asked my question that always stumps them: when you are on stage, how much of that is you and how much is an act?

Sounds like an easy answer but it isn't. Niel Pert told me it was the damn-est question he had ever been asked and I was only writing for a college paper.

Bieber liked the question but couldn't really answer it. Said he had to think about that one. I woke up before he answered.

His answer was much better than Bun E. Carlos of Cheap Trick's answer: I'm too stoned to think that hard.