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Jealousy, Strippers, Fever, Accidents and Devils!

GREEN

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I had a crazy night last night. I was almost arrested for assault by a male stripper. Yeah A male stripper dressed like a cop. I went to a bachelorette party at the request of a friend. Chaz decided that he needed to go too so we went. As it turned out it was not a bachelor party but a surprise party. I was a little annoyed at first but when I saw all of the hardwork that myfriends went through this year just to keep it from me I decided why not, just have fun. Alright I've never seen Chaz jealous to the point where he was ready to fight. Last night he was.

 

The stripper hand cuffed me to a chair and seemed a but more interested in me than he really should have. He was very attractive but I would never cheat on Chaz besides he kind of smelled bad. As he danced I noticed Chaz wasn't too happy with this guy. Apparently no one told him there was going to be a stripper when they had planned the party. I couldn't keep my eyes of of Chaz and the stripper noticed so he turned my face towards his.

 

This really didn't sit well with Chaz and he was getting pissed. I couldn't go anywhere because I was handcuffed. So I whispered to the stripper to let me go. He didn't look happy abut ending his dance early but he let me go. Once I was free I walked towards Chaz and I puleld him away from everyone. I gave him a big hug but he was till angry. He really wanted to hit that stripper and I explained to him that it was his job that he really shouldn't be angry about this. He seemd to have calmed down and we had a good time the rest of the night. Later on the stripper and I weere sharing a conversation about some people we both knew when Chaz pulled me away from him. He wanted to go and I could see his face was red. I asked him what's up and he said he had been crying because of the way he felt.

 

I was like wait a minute what's going on? Then he said that he hates when he feels jealous over me. He can't take feeling that way but he does sometimes. I told him that it was natural and that he should never worry too much because I also feel that way sometimes. I told him that i could never cheat its not in my nature to do so. He seemed reassured and we wnet back into the party. I knew he was feeling better when he apologized to the stripper.

 

This is when things got really crazy. When we left that night the stripper put his number in my hand and winked. When we got in the car, I threw the number out of the window and Chaz smiled when I did that. On the way home we get a call from Selene asking us if we could give her a drive tot he hospital her daughter is sick. I drove as fast as I could to her house and ten minutes later we were at the hospital. Her daughter had a feever and they decided to keep her for monitoring. We didn't leave the hospital until three when Chaz announces that he's hungry. So we go to a late night diner near my house and I watch him eat. He can put a cow away before I can finish a coffee.

 

This is when we happen to see Rob crash into a pole in front of the diner I know its him because David tumbles out Bleeeding. We found ourselves in the hospital once again. They were both alright but Rob has a broken arm and david had a cut above his brow. At six in the morning we finally left the Hospital again and We decided to go back to my house.

 

This when I catch the little devil from next door peeing on my car. Chaz had to hold me back, because I was about to beat this kid to death. Chaz pulled me inside and whispered something about a shower together and I found myself running to my room.

 

But I stop when I notice a giant present on my bed. "that came for you from Spain," David said.

 

I knew where It came from and Chaz had an unhappy look on his face. So I whispered in his ear,"You're still a better present." :wub: He smiled and took my shirt off.

 

"Come on we have a shower to take," he said....

 

 

GREEN of the night

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Bardeara

I;m glad Rob and David are going to be alright.

I have to ask why did Rob hit the pole?

Was he drinking more then he should have been?

 

ANyway hope the shower went well. :D

 

LAter Green

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GREEN

I;m glad Rob and David are going to be alright.

I have to ask why did Rob hit the pole?

Was he drinking more then he should have been?

 

ANyway hope the shower went well. :D

 

LAter Green

 

I don't know they wont talk about it. But yes the shower went well.

 

GREEN

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Former Member

I highly recommend butanoic acid (C4H8O2). One drop of it in their car and they won't be able to use it in a long long time. That stuff smells like a dunghill. 0:) Our chemestry teacher use to carry an open bottle through the room if we wouldn't behave. He said if he spilled only one drop he'll have to evacuate the room.

 

(But be carefull to not get it on your clothes or on your hands or you won't have sex for a long long time. :blink: )

 

Tob :ph34r:

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GREEN

I highly recommend butanoic acid (C4H8O2). One drop of it in their car and they won't be able to use it in a long long time. That stuff smells like a dunghill. 0:) Our chemestry teacher use to carry an open bottle through the room if we wouldn't behave. He said if he spilled only one drop he'll have to evacuate the room.

 

(But be carefull to not get it on your clothes or on your hands or you won't have sex for a long long time. :blink: )

 

Tob :ph34r:

 

That's funny but I'm more of the beat you right there type. I don't want to spend alot of time thinking on it so I called the police. I want to press charges. I'm sick of dealing with these people. That little freak will hopefully be removed from here.

 

GREEN

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JamesSavik
He peed on your car??!

 

What!? Is he a cocker spaniel? Just have him neutered and he'll settle down quick enough. :lmao:

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Rocketcnj

Chaz, I am with James on this one....fix the boy/neuter him so he doesn't grow up and spawm more works of the devil like him!

 

Geez, I thought the same thing about David and Rob...I hope no one was drunk. Geez, a broken arm. What next?

 

I also am glad that you and Chaz are communicating your feelings...its very important and you are doing well with communication with Chaz, instead of keeping it pent up inside. I am proud of both of you!!

 

And, I agree with you, Chaz is the best life time birthday present you can ever get and the shower is pretty hot (no pun intended) too:)

 

Happy Birthday Green!! and many many happy and healthy years to come for you and Chaz and those you love:)

 

I hope Selene's little girl is feeling better soon:)

 

Michael

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GREEN

Alright so here is the scoop on Rob and David. I asked them if I could post this and they said its alright, I wouldn't if they said no. That night when they left the party they started arguing. I guess they've been doing this alot lately and one thing led to another and David Broke up with Rob. :( So on the way home David decides that maybe he was just angry and it's not what he wanted so he tells Rob this and Rob totally understands. So they share a kiss. David forgets that he's driving and as they kiss he veers to the left hitting the pole in front of the diner. They were too embarrased to tell us but Selene being the good snoop that she is got it out of them.

 

Oh and Selene's daughter is alright. It was just a reaction to a vaccine she'd had earlier that day. Oh and I pressed charges on that little brat. courtdate next month.

 

Thanks Guys

 

GREEN

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Rocketcnj

Green..yippee...Rob and Dave are still together and I am betting will be for a very long time..and well, this one they can tell each other in old age and argue who's fault it was (I can hear one say to the other well honey if you were watching the damn road I wouldn't have a broken arm and the other saying well if you hadn't gotten angry I wouldn't have been so upset to drive crazy and then they will laugh out loud, give each other a hot romantic kiss and snuggle:) tell Rob I hope his arm will be ok....he gets hugs n teddy bears too..he can use Dave as his teddy bear:)

 

I have to say kudos to Selene..she is one amazing WOMAN:) she always gets to the truth and gets everyone to do the right thing..and yippee that her daughter is feeling better....hugs n teddy bears to snuggle with:)

 

Now as to the spawn of Satan..good for you and give the police the entire history on the spawn..I still say James' suggestion is what should be done.......that and keep puppies away from the spawn.....we know what he does to rabbits!

 

Let us know what happens in court...hopefully they lock him up and throw the key away....or just follow James' suggestion for sentencing:)

 

Hugs to all and don't forget to give your Chaz lots of loving......you and he are so perfect together:)

 

Michael

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