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Likes Girls, Hates Vaginas | The Gayest Straight Man I Ever Met

thecalimack

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My friend Edgar.

 

I love my friend Edgar to bits. He's this adorable fluffball of a dweeb witha stretchy, elastic face who makes me smile whenever I visit. It all started with him being my fan over that ONE comic I made of PewDiePie. Since then, we trade creative juices whenever we can. (OH MY GOD, THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING)

 

And we wound up bonding over a lot of things: relationships (he has a girlfriend but hates vaginas), inspirations, aspirations, and being idiots. We eve strut around his room in our underwear. And he lets me squeeze him and nom his face. So nom...
He also appreciates a real sexy man. I mean, he has a folder of hot guys, but also hot girls.

 

I won't post his picture just so I can protect his identity, for now.

 


But one thing always bugs me.

 


HOW THE FUCK IS HE STRAIGHT?

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Hahaha

If I ever have a straight friend like that, that would be awesome

Yeah, he's pretty amazing.

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what??? lol :gikkle: this is very amusing. And how does he 'hate' vaginas :gikkle: face nom-ing! :*)

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Maybe he is comfortable in his sexuality to say a guy is sexy :) As for not liking ah... womanly parts... well, I don't know :lol:

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Maybe he is comfortable in his sexuality to say a guy is sexy :) As for not liking ah... womanly parts... well, I don't know :lol:

I don't know either. He also dreams of a space princess and faraway galaxies. The guy's practically from another plane of existence.

 

 

what??? lol :gikkle: this is very amusing. And how does he 'hate' vaginas :gikkle: face nom-ing! :*)

He thinks they're wrinkly caverns and stuff like that. ALso, yus. I nom his nose. SO NOM!

 

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Just like some women are straight but think nuts are gross and don't want to touch/lick/handle at all. *shrugs* Just because a person is or isn't attracted to a gender doesn't mean they appreciate all aspects of that gender's sexuality. And honestly, most people aren't completely 100% one end of the spectrum, so appreciating how sexy a man or woman is doesn't mean wanting to do anything sexually with them. Friendship often blurs boundaries, too. Some people are super comfy with touch and others aren't. I'm very hands off, don't like to be touched even by the majority of my family beyond a hello/goodbye hug, but I'm very comfortable snuggling with my female best friend of 28 years.

 

However, if you're attracted to him and want to be with him in a romantic way, all that would have to be confusing and frustrating. Sorry!

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Just like some women are straight but think nuts are gross and don't want to touch/lick/handle at all. *shrugs* Just because a person is or isn't attracted to a gender doesn't mean they appreciate all aspects of that gender's sexuality. And honestly, most people aren't completely 100% one end of the spectrum, so appreciating how sexy a man or woman is doesn't mean wanting to do anything sexually with them. Friendship often blurs boundaries, too. Some people are super comfy with touch and others aren't. I'm very hands off, don't like to be touched even by the majority of my family beyond a hello/goodbye hug, but I'm very comfortable snuggling with my female best friend of 28 years.

 

However, if you're attracted to him and want to be with him in a romantic way, all that would have to be confusing and frustrating. Sorry!

 

I see your point. He'd make an ideal boyfriend is my point, I guess. (I know, not totally consistent)

 

And yeah, he sometimes confuses me. Frustration, not so much but a bit is there.

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Always protect his identity. :)

 

Also, I agree with what Cia said, I am very heterosexual, but I am a woman that cannot stand the look of most testicles/ball sacks, what have you. They look like little half plucked chicken butts to be honest. So I don't touch or fondle them. :P (Try not to feel sorry for my husband that may or may not want me to go there) :)

 

On the other hand though, I am very touchy with my friends. I grab asses for laughs and giggles. I kiss my male and female friends goodbye or.. whenever the mood strikes. But I'm not physically attracted to the same sex (female) and won't go anywhere near a vagina that isn't my own. :P Hell even my Gynecologist is a male, so.

 

Attraction can only get a person so far and I also agree with Cia about friends often do overlook boundaries. Being comfortable is a large factor... if he is your best friend, then he is likely extremely comfortable around you.

 

For the folder of attractive people... maybe a bit bi-curious? I would stay away from anything romantic/sexual with him until he expresses the desire himself and/or explains that farther. Also, wait 'til he's single. :P

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