Trouble in the Provinces

"Angus laddie, whatever is that bloody racket?

"It sounds like thunder sire."

"Is that music?"

"Aye sire. After a fashion, I suppose."

Say your prayers, little one Don't forget, my son To include everyone

"That's... decidedly odd. It sounds like it's coming this way. "

The Leopard A3A1 series main battle tank roared into view at a little over sixty KPH leaping over the rise throwing up a rooster tail of mud and debris. The two astonished Scotsmen peed their kilts with mouths agape as the monster with 500 watt PA speakers blared as it roared by on its unknowable mission.

I tuck you in, warm within Keep you free from sin Till the Sandman he comes Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight

The young prince looked astonished and asked, "Did ya see that Angus?"

"No sire. Dint see a bloody thing and neither did you if ya know what's good for you."