July 6th 2022 - Holidays and Observances

 

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• The first day of the Festival of San Fermín, which lasts until July 14. (Pamplona)
• Christian feast day:
  • Maria Goretti
  • Romulus of Fiesole
  • July 6 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
• Constitution Day (Cayman Islands)
• Day of the Capital (Kazakhstan)
• Independence Day (Comoros), celebrates the independence of the Comoros from France in 1975.
• Independence Day (Malawi), celebrates the independence of Malawi from United Kingdom in 1964.
• Jan Hus Day (Czech Republic)
• Kupala Night (Poland, Russia, Belarus and Ukraine)
• Statehood Day (Lithuania)
• Teachers' Day (Peru)

 

Observances

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Fun Observances

 World Kissing Day

On July 6, pucker up and lock lips with your sweetie because it is World Kissing Da

While the exact origins of the unofficial holiday are unknown, it is thought that it began in the United Kingdom. It has now become popular throughout the world.

While kissing is one the most recognized gesture in the world, it holds culture-specific meaning and importance. In some cultures kissing between people of opposite sex is frowned upon while in others kissing is seen as a symbol of intimacy and is only reserved as a way to convey love. In many other cultures, kissing can be a sign of respect, greeting or friendship.

Theories of Kissing

Anthropologists and scientists have proposed two different theories of why humans kiss. The first theory is that kissing is a behavior that evolved from kiss feeding - where mothers fed their children chewed-up food through their mouths. The second theory suggests that kissing is an instinct that humans have had throughout the history of humankind. A study published in the journal, Nature, found that two-thirds of people tilt their heads to the right while kissing.

This holiday is also sometimes known as Kissing Day or International Kissing Day.

How to Celebrate?

• Steal kisses from your sweetheart throughout the day. Sometimes, the best way to tell someone you care is to give him or her a quick peck on the cheek.
• Also remember to avoid onions or garlic that day, unless you want your loved one to celebrate Avoid Kisses From Your Loved One Day!

Did You Know…

...that kissing involves using 34 facial muscles? Humans have a total of 42 facial muscles.

 

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A graphic designer on the phone with his client. Designer:  

Hi. I'm just updating the copy for your form and was wondering if you meant to say "programs" for the third question.

Client: No! What I sent along was completely accurate. Just copy it over exactly as it says. I'll explain it nice and slowly for you.

Designer: "Please indicate which pogroms you've attended"?

Client: Yeah, that should be programs.

 

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Even though there was a blizzard raging outside, I made it the half-mile to the bakery, where I asked the owner for six rolls.

"Your wife must like rolls," he said.

"How do you know these are for my wife?" I asked.

"Because your mother wouldn't send you out in weather like this."

 

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As I was treating my daughter and her family to the buffet at a casino, all the bells and whistles for a winning slot machine began to go off. My seven-year-old grandson was awed.

"Wow!" yelled Casey. "This is like Chuck E. Cheese for old people."

 

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An actual educated meteorologist

 

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This bison weighs 3,000 pounds!

This bison weighs 3,000 pounds. The largest bison ever weighed 3,801 pounds. : interestingasfuck

 

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