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I'm losing it...


lagomorph

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I was walking to the bank this afternoon and saw a little storefront I hadn't noticed before. I stopped in the middle of the sidewalk and just stared at it in shock, because the windows said "Foreign GLBT Cult, Free Membership." My boyfriend was laughing his ass off at me and I couldn't figure out why, until I realized it was a video store. What can I say, I didn't get any sleep last night.

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Val...until I saw the comma, I read it as Foreign GLBT Cult and like it had a free Membership...goes with the old joke of we get a free toaster for each Member we recruit......I know very old joke...but I would have had the what the heck (um, I remember no cuss words) kind of reaction too.....oh well, maybe I haven't had enough sleep..all I know is lately, I want more sleep and I am not getting it.....

 

that's another story...but did you enter the store and are they renting GLBT films? selling Cds and books by GLBT authors? just wondering.

 

Michael

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I didn't go in, but I think they only rent films, and no books or CDs. And apparently they are not recruiting for their cult. I wonder if anyone's ever asked about that.

 

Val

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I didn't go in, but I think they only rent films, and no books or CDs. And apparently they are not recruiting for their cult. I wonder if anyone's ever asked about that.

 

Val

 

Thank you for your interest but we prefer not to talk about the cult in public forums. Now if you'd like to come and spend a weekend at our country retreat you're welcome. Just read this 700 page introduction to the FLGBT cult before Friday...

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