Maybe she caught me staring at him?

Did you consider the possibility that she caught him staring at you? At least the women called you thoroughbreds and not asses.

Did you consider the possibility that she caught him staring at you?

I had the same thought, Mike.

Did you consider the possibility that she caught him staring at you?

I had the same thought, Mike.

Y'all have been reading waaaaay too many GA & Nifty stories . And say that were the case, wouldn't she be mad at him, not me?

Y'all have been reading waaaaay too many GA & Nifty stories . And say that were the case, wouldn't she be mad at him, not me?

Oh, no! It doesn't work that way, Vic. You've been around long enough to know that (how can I put this?) they think differently. You can't expect her reaction to be what you would consider rational.

*swims to far end of pond to hide under a rock*

*slaps hand on forehead*

I forgot who I was dealing with Mike. She was one of they, I should have known better.

Bingo!

I'm waiting for the mushroom cloud when the Sharon A-bomb goes off on the two of you. I, of course, think such disrespect for women is reprehensible.

But it's just possible that she's jealous not of looks, but of the time he spends away from her, and you're just a convenient target.

Nah, Sharon's more one of us than one of they.

Uh huh...