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i think my last major topic "closets" lost the plot in the end.

i figure if you're passionate about something, don't give up

try it from another angle.

 

i sometimes write following the rules of grammar

and sometimes not like here, relaxed just loafing around.

watching the yummy guys go by.

 

yea vanilla ice cream

when i was a kid growing up in Canada i really enjoyed our summer holidays

july and august are so hot there!

what do kids like to do when it's hot?

eat ice cream of course...

i guess i must of tried every flavour going in the small towns i lived in.

 

don't you just hate the american spelling checkers

why do americans hate the letter "u" ?

they've taken the "u" out of all the english words ending in "our"

 

and after trying all the different flavours i could get my sticky hands on

i completely and utterly fell in love with vanilla ice cream,

when normal little boys are supposed to love chocolate.

signs of things to come perhaps!

 

growing up i even discovered that vanilla ice cream itself

had variations, depending on the quality of the ingredients.

cream or water, real vanilla pods or artificial vanilla aroma.

now i eat the best vanilla ice cream i can find.

put a spoon full in my mouth,

let it sit on the center of my tongue and begin to ever so slowly melt,

releasing it's flavour.

then i swish it all around my mouth to share the good taste

 

as you can see i do like to enjoy my simple pleasures.

so i shall try again to express myself.

 

i've tried most lovemaking positions.

i'm a horny guy what do you expect.

but as with the vanilla ice cream, i've discovered my all time favourite.

 

that position is to have a guy inside me. wow!

like the vanilla ice cream in my mouth

a guy inside me feels ever so goooooooooooooooooood!

so when there's a choice to be made, i'm sorry chocolate isn't my choice.

it's going to be vanilla ice cream and him buried deep inside me.

 

i discovered that vanilla ice cream has variations

and so does being filled with joy!

you can copy dogs, you can do it laying on your sides,

you can do it standing up or bent over the kitchen sink....

too many to list here.

but for me the "crême de la crême"

is me on my back with my legs in the air,

as i so want to watch his face while he takes me to paradise and back.

 

i think life's too short and i want to eat as much vanilla ice cream as i can get my hands on.

and i definitely want to say fill me up to David my french lover

as often as is humanly possible.

 

is anyone reading me here getting hurt because i'm willingly limiting

some of my experiences in life?

i think not.

 

Yang why do you consider my butt has a lesser value than your member?

maybe next time you're feeeeeeeeeling in the mood just use your hand

until you learn to appreciate what's been given to you on a plate.

we should form a union of butts and go on strike against Yang

until he admits his member is not the center of the universe.

 

just me (wondering if i'll ever find the time to write my profile and work on my stories)

 

 

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Posted (edited)

So wait, is this topic about ice cream or sex or...

 

I'm so confused.

 

 

 

If it's about ice cream...huh. Chocolate is the norm? I was raised to think chocolate was the "girly" flavour. No self=respecting boy ate chocolate ice cream :lol: That being said, I don't eat ice cream. I have milk allergies that make that impossible.

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So wait, is this topic about ice cream or sex or...

 

 

I'm so confused.

 

 

 

If it's about ice cream...huh. Chocolate is the norm? I was raised to think chocolate was the "girly" flavour. No self=respecting boy ate chocolate ice cream :lol: That being said, I don't eat ice cream. I have milk allergies that make that impossible.

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i'm just talking about stuff i enjoy...

i have been known to eat vanilla ice cream while otherwise occupied...

just me aaron..

 

(some people pick their nose while watching TV, different strokes for different folks.)

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Posted

He's poking fun it seems like and calling me out at the same time. Nice one aaronwriter.

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He's poking fun it seems like and calling me out at the same time. Nice one aaronwriter.

 

but did i pas the test?

you remember, you told me to be careful with my vocabulary.

so am i going in the right direction?

feedback is important so i can succeed here.

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Except this is a writing site not a porn one... look at the title. It says GAY AUTHORS -- QUALITY GAY FICTION not PORN WRITERS OF THE WORLD we do not write porn here nor is porn allowed. If that is what you are looking for please look for it elsewhere.

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I guess my favourite is tutti frutti

 

i have tasted very good tutti frutti ice cream in Rome, but i still prefer vanilla.

how are you today, no jokes to cheer my day?

 

not everyone appreciates my posts so i shall need to prepare the next one with much more care

and that is a hint to it's subject.

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Except this is a writing site not a porn one... look at the title. It says GAY AUTHORS -- QUALITY GAY FICTION not PORN WRITERS OF THE WORLD we do not write porn here nor is porn allowed. If that is what you are looking for please look for it elsewhere.

 

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i think what you wrote on my bottom topic is more porn than what i wrote above:

 

here's you earlier, compare me with you:

 

Lugh, on 16 September 2010 - 02:57 PM, said:

 

Well if you are the bottom and you are just laying there, that is your problem... snickers. A bottom has to be engaged too you know. If you just lay there you are a "girl with a dick". Become active. I don't know why self proclaimed tops think of self proclaimed bottoms as second class lovers. It takes two to tango. Where else are they going to play hide the banana?

 

Also, sheesh, we really don't need to know that his dick goes into your butt. I mean... we get the idea. Been there done that, you know. So unless you are doing it different you can lay off on the description if you don't mind. Think of the queerlings.

 

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why aren't you an example for us all.

 

i believe in fair play the same rules for everyone, you included!

 

plus you insulted me above and that is against GA rules, so back down.

 

 

people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

 

just me aaron.

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I like hot fudge, caramel and strawberries on my vanilla ice cream in that order. Not all at the same time.

 

I prefer French vanilla. It is smoother and compliments the taste of the toppings better.

 

If you've got hot fudge, pecans are great. :2thumbs:

 

Strawberries are best in season. When the strawberries are fresh and just right, you can make an unforgettable Sundae!

Posted (edited)

I like hot fudge, caramel and strawberries on my vanilla ice cream in that order. Not all at the same time.

 

I prefer French vanilla. It is smoother and compliments the taste of the toppings better.

 

If you've got hot fudge, pecans are great. :2thumbs:

 

Strawberries are best in season. When the strawberries are fresh and just right, you can make an unforgettable Sundae!

 

Omg James, we should get some ice cream >_<

 

-hungry-

 

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Dude, if you wanna get on good with this site, it's not wise to insult any of the moderators. Just sayin'. ;)

 

how is saying a moderator is insulting me, turning into me insulting the moderator?

even moderators need to follow GA rules and guide lines.

moderators are there to help not to attack us.

this is an american site, not germany under Hitler!

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Dude, if you wanna get on good with this site, it's not wise to insult any of the moderators. Just sayin'. ;)

 

if i need to be afraid of a moderator who insults me and doesn't follow the rules here on GAY AUTHORS,

it's not a very good place to be.

i've copied everything i've done here and i can prove that this moderator is insulting me and breaking other rules.

 

just me aaron...

Posted

hey Aaron, you old troll:

 

BITE ME.

 

Snickers.

Lugh

(who is not a BOARD MODERATOR, and is very helpful in CHAT, where he does moderate with a smile)

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hey Aaron, you old troll:

 

BITE ME.

 

Snickers.

Lugh

(who is not a BOARD MODERATOR, and is very helpful in CHAT, where he does moderate with a smile)

 

you're older than me old man!

someone told me you're a nice guy, i hope no one says i'm nice.

i don't want to be nice.

i'd bite you if you were a top, but i have my doubts that you could be one.

 

by the way do you write somewhere here, so i can learn from the master writer!

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This thread is seriously going off topic. If you want a thread to discuss flavours of ice cream (James -- you and I need a long and involved talk, such as how I can find a way to come to where you're living....) then start a new thread. If you have complaints about moderators, then contact me, JSmith, Trebs, Talonrider or C James. The moderation team does not tolerate unacceptable behaviour from moderators, and we do investigate all complaints. We also recognise that the moderators are also members, and as such are entitled to opinions. We won't chastise a moderator for holding an opinion. We will take action if a moderator abuses their position.

 

Baseless allegations against moderators are, unfortunately, easy to make. Moderators are not allowed to discuss the details of moderator discussions, and that makes us easy targets. But I would challenge anyone who says that we moderators don't discussed and debate issues at hand. If anyone thinks that we haven't tried our best to be fair and reasonable, then I'd like to hear the details, because from my position all I can see is that we bend over backwards at times, trying to be generous in our deliberations.

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