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NotNoNever
Well, I suppose it's part of getting older, but the following has just amazed me.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19353039
It has also disgusted me. Not for the usual gay ickieness about lady bits. I used to partake, in a previous life. No, but because it seems there is a whole lot of stupidity going on with this, and it's probably got a lot more to do with some idiotic notion of being in tip top condition for that most important of things, the heterosexual male who thinks he owns and shapes the whole world.
Why doesn't someone just tell these women that if it ain't touching the sides, it's probably his deficiency, not theirs. And tell them to tell the patriarchy to take a long walk off a short boardwalk. Spreading gold dust on the affected part is more about making him think he's a stud stallion, than making her think she's in top hymen breaking condition.
Us gay boys have the opposite problem: we have to take time to make places wider, less tight, not so painful, and not likely to bleed.
So girls, next time a guy says he wants to dip his wick in a nice tight virginal pussy, tell him he is welcome. But not before you've done him with an unlubed strapon and a single, hilting penetration. That'll change his tune. From sweet nothings in your ear to window shattering screams citywide.
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On the other hand; was quite amused at the phrase: to close a gap in the market. That just must have been the journalist or publicist having a laugh.
Grrrrrrr, just noticed the title typo
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Panda 23
How come I need to show my age to everyone or is there a way to hide it? I dont htink ppl should need to know how old i am only the ones that are in charge. Sorry i do not mean to cause problems it just anoyed me lol.
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