Uhm. Are you nervous because of the game? Is that why you got the shots? I didn't realize they helped with anxiety. Is that a new off book use? Is this something only Canadians know about? Has my government been hiding things from me? Should I be staging a protest and writing my congressman? Oh, wait. I can't because he's currently not in Washington. He's currently back home sipping lattes in one of his brother's coffee shops and making excuses for why he; a person who gets free medical care paid for by the citizens he represents; wants to discontinue helping less fortunate people pay their insurance premiums so they too can access healthcare when needed. Oh, and he attends services in the church of another of his brothers, because he's a "good christian" even if he lacks the compassion of the God he professes. Anyway, back to baseball that good old American past-time. Wait! If it's America's past-time why are Canadians allowed to field a team and play in the World Series? Does the President know about this? Should there be some sort of tariff on the bats and balls that have to cross the border? And what about Cracker Jacks and hot dogs and beer? Wait are people forced to drink Canadian beer instead of good old American beer? Oh, no, say it's not so! But, do they serve poutine at these games? Hmmm, I've had my covid and flu shots and they don't seem to be helping my anxiety at all. I better just go have a lie down.
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