Bender

So it's my first blog entry. Ever. How cool is this? I just found out today that the symbol above what I'm typing right now, an earth with a chain on it, is a control that adds a hyperlink. It's true: I'm the only smart teenager in the world who is technologically retarded. I also just found out today that Mikie is deaf. That pretty much ruined my day. I hate finding out sad things like that. Mikie, you are the coolest and I love ya to pieces! On a lighter note (per se), a few days ago I saw my jerkface father for the first time in a long time. Snow Dog, notice the "jerkface". I know I told you I still love him, but that becomes less and less every time I see him. So, I also learned about isotopes (again) in biology today. I never quite understood why we cover chemistry in biology. Other than production of energy and creation and maintenance of nucleic acids, chemistry doesn't play a huge role in the biological world. Isotopes especially play a tiny role in biology, because I don't think carbon 14 is going to help us much when it comes to explaining why microevolution has been proven and macroevolution is still a theory. Or a load of crap, depending on how you look at it. If you know the answer, will you please tell it to me? Also, I am Catholic, and today at school an ex-friend of mine was talking about how Catholics wrongfully call the pope 'Holy' and we worship the Virgin Mary (which is not true!). The worst part is, he said all of this behind my back, knowing that I am Catholic and can easily beat him up. So in the halls, I walked up to him and I was like, "We can do whatever the f**K we want the Pope!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And then, I just walked away without saying another word. Everyone in the halls was staring at me. It was so much fun. So that's the end of Today's rant. Bye!!!! -psychic psychopath

So, uh, It's been a long time since I made a blog entry. I kinda forgot about my blog. Sorry. Found some stuff from a summer camp I went to today. Re-reading that sentence, to make more sense I should say I went to a summer camp and found the remnants of said camp this morning. I hope that makes sense. Anyways, It was a physics camp, because I'm a nerd, and the things I found were like accelerations, including gravity, and other vectors, and how they affect the movement of a metal ball shot out of a projectile motion apparatus. If you understood that statement, good for you! Got an email from his highness Snow Dog today. I miss him. He said the whole move to Virginia will be permanent in two weeks. He found a house (or apartment, depending on how things worked for his wife and him). Got a stupidhistory test back today and I got a stupid "B" on it, because some jerkface had to get a 100% and ruin the curve. History sucks. Good thing it's just a one semester class. Nothing else really to rant about. Peace out y'all. -psychic psychopath

Everyone's new favorite thing: 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you talked to me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? In other news, Just discovered the nifty little chat thing we have here at GA last night. Spent a lot of time on there now. Turns out people actually do read my blog. Cool! See ya -psychic psychopath

Okay, so today I did the unthinkable...I talked to the hot guy on my cross country team!!!!!!!!!! Jon, you should be so proud of me. Well technically, he talked to me, because I was wearing a shirt with lots of holes in it at cross country, and he pointed to the biggest hole (just right of my left nipple) and said "I think you need a new shirt." So usually, I go shirtless at cross country, but today it was raining, so I put my holey (or now holy) shirt on to keep from getting pelted with huge, cold raindrops. In response to his opening statement, I said, "yeah...it's seen better days." I then lifted up my arms to show him the two holes right where my pits are, which are huge!!!! The holes are huge, not my pits. So I actually was able to hold up my end of the conversation, as opposed to saying "Gah Gah go Duh" Like I did at subway (long story...). Also, have you ever had someone make fun of your religion? There are these two guys who go to my school, who make fun of me because I'm Catholic. They say I worship the Pope, etc. What's even worse is that they don't listen when I tell them that I don't worship the Pope. I don't even like the Pope that much. But the worst part of all is that I will be explaining something to someone else, like that cellulose is a polymer of betaglucose, and they will walk up to that person and say, "Yeah, listen to the Catholic about Science..." I know about science better than both of them put together. Not that even have any right to make fun of me. One is Lutheran (I'm dead seriuos...a Lutheran is making fun of a Catholic) and the other is nondenominational, and he goes to a very new aged church, where they play christian rock on electric guitars and drink soda and listen to the preaher say the same thing over and over again. He makes fun of my traditionalist religious views. Does this make you as sick as it makes me? -psychic psychopath P.S. Wow! I did two blog entries within a day of each other!

I've found I don't eat; I inhale. I ate an entire pizza in the time it took my cousin to eat three slices. And she is kinda fat. And I've been told I'm as skinny as a starving ethiopian. Sorry for threadjacking.

I wouldn't mind nude cross country running...especially with this guy that's on my team. He's gorgeous. But str8, I think.

Mine would have to be running. But, I like to run, not watch other people run. Cross Country is not a spectator sport.

I did stay up all night to finish it...no offense, Dom, but The Human Condition is the best story I've ever read. Even better than Hope Was Here. At first, though, I was a little intimidated by it. However, it was given a rating of 10/10 in the story archive. But Jayne, the whole thing where every chapter started in present day and then went to the past was a little confusing. So in the future, put little things that tell what year the setting is. Also, Jayne, I liked Setting the Wall a lot. There needs to be a sequel to that as well. -psychic psychopath

I know of some (published) short stories that are really good. "Flowers for Algernon", "The Lady or the Tiger", and "The Great Rat Chase" are all good. Also, if you're looking for any long stories, go with "Cold Sassy Tree" by Olive Ann Burns, it is absolutely amazing. Read It. It's good. -psychic psychopath

Take a really, really hot bath. Stretch out your muscles before and after you work out. Immediately after you stretch after a workout, put ice on the muscles that you worked the hardest. This is what I did when I first started running. It helps. -psychic psychopath

Since everyone is threadjacking, here... Back on topic! I'm not a big sci-fi fan, but that movie does look really good. However, I absolutely love Horror flicks! Being scared shitless is a great way to waste two and a half hours. Just figured I'd let you know -psychic psychopath

I don't have any experience with relationships. My parents were completely monogamous until they divorced. My mom's first husband cheated on her, so she divorced him without thinking twice. My mom just has bad luck with men. I hope I'm not the same way. -psychic psychopath

I am definitely looking forward to seeing that! Also, Rent comes out this November, and the preview I saw of it on Itunes looks really cool. Two movies this November that look really cool! -psychic psychopath

I'll give this a shot! I love it when... ...The annoying kid who argues for the sake of arguing gets a sore throat and can't talk for three days ...My english teacher gives us timed writings ...My one true love (but he has no idea I am in love with him) smiles his crooked little smile and I can hear a chorus of "Ode To Joy" in the background ...I sit down and write a good song ...I prove my biology teacher wrong ...Life is so good I smile for no reason ...My dad comes to visit us and is for once in a good mood and actually wants to see us (this lasts about thirty seconds) ...My sister takes me out to eat just for fun because next year she'll be leaving for college -psychic psychopath

As Arnold said: "It's not a tuma!" Sorry, I couldn't resist. -psychic psychopath

I'd probably be a strawberry daiquiri, but I guess that's a drink, not a dessert... -psychic psychopath