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careful what you wish for… …and beware the Monkey’s Paw

NOT to be confused with …”were involved in a newsworthy incident and are now being interviewed by local constables” which is the narrative doubtless being spread by two well known smearers on this forum

oh no… not the car… not again…

yeah but no-one loves a smart alec 💕

it’s some kinda Stealth Weapon …like this:

no, recently discovered evidence for the ‘Great Fish Theft’ Frame-Up Scandal investigation

Architect builds Death Ray… When architect Rafael Viñoly designed the ‘Walkie-Talkie’ building in London (officially ‘20 Fenchurch Street’) he built a solar powered ‘Death Ray’… https://www.dezeen.com/2013/09/06/we-made-a-lot-of-mistakes-with-this-building-says-walkie-scorchie-architect-vinoly/

why did this image suddenly flash in front of my eyes?

‘Sneaky’ is an option

TMI

older cars could be loved💕, modern cars might get liked oh, and I beat u on ownership - 16 years my previous

Nooooooo, please don’t stop, Krista!

ethics, n. a system or set of moral principles; frequently with modifying word e.g. business ethics: “airline and airport business ethics permit treatment of customers as cattle, including herding them into confined spaces, then denying them food, water and accommodation and any information when the sh1t hits the fan”;

no longer resolved never again to submit to the asymmetric (and therefore egregiously abused) power dynamic between airports/airlines and customers (…except, maybe, for one exception next year)

looks like Steve’s keeping himself ‘busy’ spotted this being sold on temu.com it looks all cute ‘n’ innocent, so it could be a new business venture by Steve to raise more beer money (or by Brad to pay off his Steve’s bar tab) …but then there’s more pics like this which suggests some kinda love-bomb messaging to counter the malevolent +totally untrue propaganda campaign being pursued by a pair of very unsavoury miscreants whom I’m not allowed to name (Hint: just read this thread and their IDs will be as clear as Steve’s innocence )

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I’m confused 😕 is that ‘transitions’ as in ‘pub crawling’, with Steve’s ‘outfit’ frightening everyone else off the road so they can get to the next pub quicker? or is it a typo for ‘transactions’, in which case there aren’t any (cos everything goes on Brad’s tab )

autocorrect knows far too much about us it ’knew’ “simmer… until tender” just had to be ‘corrected’…

Star Trek Brave New Worlds - oh dear… 3 years late, this finally hits UK ‘free to air’ 🎉 reviews were great: ‘true to TOS’, ‘original characters’, ‘best of the spin-offs…’ I was excited but three quarters thru S1E01 I’ve given up: the turgid dialogue is all plot, and worse the screenwriters feel they must explain the meaning of every ‘hip’ phrase one character says to another, where the meaning is obvious from context but it’s a ‘23rd century’ idiomatic arrangement of words that maybe viewers won’t understand because they’ve never heard that particular exact same arrangement of words before so it’s continual: Spock: plot Pike: plot plot Security Officer: invented idiom by ‘clever’ scriptwriter (meaning obvious ) +immediate explanation of idiom meaning… Nurse Chapel: more plot and then there’s the usual dull CGI-heavy visuals. TOS was shot on film, the restored BR discs (≈14.4 Mbps per show, much higher than streaming ≈5Mbps) are a pleasure to watch, bright colourful images, engaging characters and HUMOUR! All this was missing DNF’d

good to see Steve is keeping reckless enthusiasm and positive ‘can-do’ motivation well under control looks like another day of not-very-much can easily be managed safely out of the way

News Update =========== the cult of ‘otter abuse’ has spread everywhere No, it’s been spread everywhere by— News Flash!! ========== …unfortunately a very threatening email from a ‘criminal lawyer’ (his words ) representing the suspects means I’m not allowed to name the sources of this smear campaign Exhibit A: conclusive proof of organised otter smearing in a throwaway line of a YT science vid: ”…before you get so excited that you tear your clothes off and join a moon worshipping cult, I'm saddened to inform you that the common phrase, "Where there is water, there is life," is about as accurate as an otter doing your tax return”

Distribution maps used to love these in school geography classes strangely, Mr Slidewell (or was it Glidewell? 🧐 ) never showed us these distributions… World favourite gay porn searches (Pornhub - 2024) US favourite searches

yup, @Krista and @Valkyrie’s fingerprints + flipper marks are all over that so-called ‘news’ item

looks so smart, reliable and respectable