Zombie

dirty fly and mucky Chris need a good cleanup

trained brains are the best!

so there’s a choice?

➕ =

black cat in October? scary! black cat in October with a knife… I’m outta here!

not so fast! *SNATCH*

when he smiles at the end *hides under the bed* …and the “girl child” does the same so, yes, pure evil Clo - run while you can!

Yikes! Damien’s evil twin sister

Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahah! the worm has turned! lovin’ it

“ “Many years ago, Norris Church, the sixth (and last) wife of the novelist Norman Mailer, wrote me from their Provincetown home to complain about my misuse of the word “factoid.” She pointed out that her husband had coined the word in his 1973 book about Marilyn Monroe, “Marilyn,” and that it meant not “an odd little fact,” but “facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper, creations which are not so much lies as a product to manipulate emotion in the Silent Majority.”” https://www.bostonglobe.com/2021/07/23/opinion/just-factoids-please/ Well tough titty, Norris - or should I say Barbara? (her husband Norman Mailer told her she should change her name from Barbara Jean Davis - Factoid #1 ) - because no-one controls language (despite pitiful efforts by the Académie Française - Factoid #2 ) Anyway, that’s all by the by - here’s the factoid I wanted to post (#3 ), as officially written on the State of Virginia roadside historical marker / commemorative plaque. So it must be true!

Roswell Picked up a complete boxset cheap on eBay of this US TV series from 1999-2002 and just finished s1. It’s an easy, enjoyable, escapist watch and just what I wanted. OK, a high-school teen-love drama with actors well past school age is a tired old trope. But throw in aliens, “identity politics”, evil govt black ops and a killer Dido theme and it holds up pretty well after 22 years. Don’t know how s2 and s3 will pan out but so far I’m happy with my bargain buy

and the penguin …always takes the bait

er, no, that’s CCTV footage of the heartless theft of a kiddie’s Easter Egg basket police are closing in on the evil mastermind currently relaxing on a South African beach…

it’s not just the human animal that likes to have fun

aw, cute ❤️

at least sneaks aren’t creepy

*watches the kerfuffle* *sneaks in - SNATCH!!* *sneaks out*

well that went well… *SPLAT*

oh dear, now she’s having a tantrum

yes! nice ‘n’ pointy for skewering bothersome bugs and if that doesn’t work, the tail will get ‘em! *swish swish*

bad fly!

you wanna make sumpin outa this??

how about Transfusion by Nervous Norvus Zoooommm Tooling down the highway doing seventy-nine I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign Transfusion transfusion I'm just a solid mess of contusions Never never never gonna speed again Slip the blood to me Bud I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine I gotta make a date with that chick of mine I cross the center line man you gotta make time Transfusion transfusion Oh man I got the cotton pickin convolutions Never never never gonna speed again Shoot the juice to me Bruce My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead But I'm a fast ridding daddy with a real cool head I'ma gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead Transfusion transfusion My red corpsickles are in mass confusion Never never never gonna speed again Pass the crimson to me Jimson I took a little drink and I'm feelin right I can fly right over everything everything in sight There's a slow poking cat I'm gonna pass him on the right Transfusion transfusion I'm a real gone paleface and that's no illusion I'ma never never never gonna speed again Pass the claret to me Barrett A rollin down the mountain on a rainy day Oh when you see me coming better start to pray I'ma cuttin up the road and I'm the boss all the way Transfusion transfusion Oh doc pardon me for this crazy intrusion I'm never never never gonna speed again Pump the fluid in me Louie I'm burning up the highway early this morn I'm passing everybody oh nothing but corn Man outta my way I don't drive with my horn Transfusion transfusion Oh nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution I'm never never never gonna speed again Put a gallon in me Alan Oh barnyard drivers are found in two classes Line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses So remember to slow down today Hey daddy-o Make that type O huh Atta-boy

nice glitter ball Chris