Zombie

OMG it’s back again!

well it’s been down for hours maybe they’ve forgotten you?

Bandit Zombeee!

SNATCH stolen it!

Wow! Never cross the penguin

where’s it gone?? OMG has it escaped?? *locks door and windows*

neither! *SNATCH!*

whatever it’s green! so it’s good! and, yay! - Bad Bear’s back!

The penguin’s plots to steal the crown Caused murderous mayhem, and many a frown Till vanquished she lay, in complete disarray Outwitted, outsmarted, with nothing to say!

Where’d Bandit Bear go?

Red Devil for a Baaaad Bear!

thanks penguin! *snatch, gobble, burp*

the dream… the truth…

you’re all a buncha badass kleptomaniacs SNATCH!

Spiders On A Plane Maybe you never use planes Which is good carbon footprint an’ all No, wait, that’s wrong. That is NOT the reason not to travel on planes. The reason not to travel on planes is - yes, you guessed it - SPIDERS! Because planes are infested with spiders There you are, in your window seat enjoying the view strapped ‘n’ trapped next to a giant XXXL sumo wrestler So whatcha gonna do when this happens? Actually, that’s not what you should be worrying about No, because you can shriek and scream and the planes’s not gonna crash But… if a big fat spider jumps onto the pilot and he/she shrieks and screams just as you’re coming in to land that’s not good…

that’ll please Bandit Bear

beautifully written

if you Google “male pulchritude” you’ll get some, ah, interesting results…

those cakes look good *snatch* *gobble* *burp*

lookin’ good, Chris

poor little kitty’s still blocked up give it some senna pods

yeah so we won’t ask what your brother gets up to in his bedroom with the vacuum cleaner nozzle…

and this was children’s TV on the BBC!

Good grief, it’s like operating a nuclear submarine …dead easy when you know how!

until yesterday / the weekend (?) there used to be: “Forums“ heading in large font (directly under “Featured Blog Posts”) and then “GAY AUTHORS COMMUNITY” heading in capitals and then a box for: “The Lounge” forum with the most recent thread activity shown (name, poster, date/time) and then a box for: “Forum Games and Humor” forum with the most recent thread activity shown (name, poster, date/time) and then a box for: “Help” forum with the most recent thread activity shown (name, poster, date/time) and then “AUTHORS AND STORIES” heading in capitals and then a box for forums in this section etc This has now all been replaced with a new box, top right, which contains the “Gay Authors Community” heading (now in lower case) with: tick box The Lounge tick box Forum Games and Humor tick box Help and the “Authors and Stories” heading (again now in lower case) with: tick box Promoted Author Discussion tick box Stories Discussion Forum These tick boxes seem to make little difference if none, some or all are ticked and certainly don’t restore the Forums to the display format that had existed until the weekend Also, the photos section above “Who’s online” has gone. Sorry this is such a long and tedious post but it’s the only way to explain how the Forums page display has changed on my iPad