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Penguin Table Manners The Lie The Truth
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It’s past your bedtime! *swipe*
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just a reminder to Fresh Meat and The Worm (sounds like a trashy sitcom ) that every day is Opposite Day with the penguin social services are on their way to rescue the poor little mite from its teasing clutches (can flippers clutch? )
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another instructional video from the cat / bird on How To Be Evil
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crazily some plumbing websites agree while others say the opposite. Personally, I would leave taps dripping too to relieve pressure buildup in the pipes but you’d think someone would have properly tested out the science to prove one or the other...
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these are actually zomkeys being trained by me to do this... SNATCH!!! Aaaaahahahahahahahah!
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sneak paparazzi pics of the satanic penguin relaxing at home..
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Another COVID victim... For the first time since the year 1199 the Atherstone Ball Game hasn’t been played on Shrove Tuesday (today) in Atherstone, Warwickshire - a town in the English Midlands. The Plague couldn’t stop it Two World Wars couldn’t stop it But the COVID virus has succeeded
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we tunnelsies
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ooo a lovely new home somewhere warm and cosy to go back to after a busy night feeding... Thank you wormtongue
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but that’s what zombie’s do! clearly the platypuss has no brains worth bothering with
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and while the platypuss is receiving trauma counselling... *SNATCH*
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this is how the penguin treats loyal servants discards them like worthless pieces of trash and moves on to her next victims
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grabbit and scarper
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and while the penguin’s got itself all distracted, cackling at funny gifs... *SNATCH*
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Good evening, Mr Bond I’ve been expecting you...
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this is what the penguin does to its loyal-but-deluded-and-abused “team” But they just don’t see it... ...until it’s too late ...getting booted up the backside (see irrefutable evidence above) or carelessly tossed aside and trampled on like a stinky, worthless piece of trash as wise Steve has observed many times, so sad, so sad...
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358 a nice number and the number of years it took to prove “Fermat’s Last Theorem”
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I’m on it! I’m on it!! *very excited *
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*soft dulcet tones of Sir David Attenborough* “...and here we see a particularly shocking example of animal misbehaviour as one of the most malignant creatures in the natural world deploys a toxic gas discharge weapon against an entirely innocent creature whose only crime is to be in the wrong place at the wrong time...”
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She who denies it must have supplied it!
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...with fresh bite marks and dog slobber
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dunno why the penguin “liked” this the newbie is gathering photo evidence of your evil misdoings as possible blackmail material if when things turn ugly
