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  1. Zombie
    ooo look its an escaped Lab experiment gone wrong
  2. Zombie
    bears like tough old meat keeps their teeth sharp
  3. Zombie
    no brains in that - it’s just a snack for the cook
  4. Zombie
    BBQ? *licks lips*
  5. Zombie
    some might say that the penguin’s just completed her “food” testing...
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    Spiders

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  7. Zombie
    is that the right collective noun for penguins? a mob of penguins? an innocence of penguins? a blot of penguins? a stench of penguins? Nope It’s a WADDLE of penguins!!
  8. Zombie
    SNATCH! *wipes smirk off the penguin’s beak*
  9. Zombie
    even the wormtongued platty...thing is suspicious of the penguin’s “buffet” table
  10. Zombie
    poor Wormtongue - thinks he’s an “equal”
  11. Zombie
    The year 2071... What did you do in the LPWland War Uncle Wes? Weeelll, Mary-Lou, aah whupped ‘em! Aah held onto that goddarned shiny crown for 8 whole hours! Can you believe it! Aah godda tell yuh, Mary-Lou, cos you ain’t gonna believe it.. drone drone drone... *Mary-Lou runs off screaming*
  12. Zombie
    if you’re not the penguin’s pet maybe it’ll let you have The Toad for company...
  13. Zombie
    and here we see the penguin’s pet, in its natural habitat - having a hissy fit
  14. Zombie
    Fast food delivery *licks lips*
  15. Zombie
    the delusion the truth
  16. Zombie
    pure evil
  17. Zombie
    nasty, sneaksie, cheatsie penguin the Magnificent Bird (the one that can fly ) has spoken: and that means if you disobey the Magnificent One... your flippers will be pecked off! And now... I think it’s time for a nursery rhyme... Georgie Porgie Porky penguin pudding and pie, Kissed Poked the girls penguin and made them it cry When the boys zombies came out to play, Georgie Porgie Porky penguin ran away.
  18. Zombie
    The Toad will save us! all praise The Toad! peace and blessings be upon it!
  19. Zombie
    that’s right and the penguin’s a cute little critter that’s everyone’s friend wouldn’t harm a fly...
  20. Zombie
    that cat’s dangerous
  21. Zombie
    on Opposite Day I’ll take that as a real compliment *squirts some more own brand fragrance...*
  22. Zombie
    the Penguin’s Friend (like Fisherman’s Friends, only smellier... ) just confirmed it again!
  23. Zombie
    which means, of course, that it does!
  24. Zombie
    but this is Opposite Day! Oh no! *phones bear hospital...* and, of course, the bear still has this...
  25. Zombie
    bad bunny gives back to the poor battered bear
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