Well, that wasn't what I expected, not that's a bad thing. I thought I'd read a nice little Christmas story with my tea in hand, instead I find myself cheering Dan on, hoping he stays strong and sends the douche on his way. I'm glad he did. Thank you for that, Gary.
An interview with THE vampire!!! Cool!
I was thoroughly spooked, ran about out of breath-- until he grabbed the 'single, elderly-looking garlic bulb '
A great tale! I loved it. I absolutely loved your writing-style.
A great story! Already the start has been very promising. Reading on, I had fun picturing Vic wearing underwear under his Lycra suit. I liked Melvyn/Melanine. Vic calling himself Victor at the end was perfect.
I had fun, thank you for sharing.