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TalonRider

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  1. Oh No. He's reached the Terrible Twos. Wildone did his skinny dipping after dark so there was nothing to see. It's Simplicity Day today so simply live the day. If you wear contacts, you can give yourself two Different Colored Eyes today. Eat Your Jello today or wear a Paper Bag over your head.
  2. board stiff
  3. harder please
  4. I knew you would, if only to pester Knight. Gets a kitten and Pina Coloda. It's the second Saturday in July and that means it's International Skinny Dipping Day. Cheer up the Lonely by taking them to your local 7-Eleven for some Blueberry Muffins and a Rainier Cherry, or two. At the end of the day, we'll all get together to have some Mojito's.
  5. takers taking
  6. With the tropical storm coming up the East Coast, I'll be taking the shiny to a secure site for safe keeping. Write a Clerihew about someone today and receive a free Kitten and a Pina Colada.
  7. forbidden love
  8. @Valkyrie There's your answer. The only thing on the menu today to eat is Sugar Cookies. I hope there are some Old Fashion ones.
  9. Back to me again. Freezer Pop Day couldn't come at a better time. I'm afraid we won 't be having the Chocolate with Almonds today. The chocolate keeps melting.
  10. Northampton, PA
  11. legs endless
  12. Independence, MS
  13. shift gears
  14. And back to the mighty raptor once again so early in the morning. It's Father Daughter Take a Walk to your local Dive Bar. There you will be tasting World Chocolates and Strawberry Sundae's. Just what the penguin needs, more fattening treats.
  15. jet black
  16. @wildone That was my Canadian cousin Jean Luc. While the cat/bird goes for the Hand Roll, I'll go for the Fried Chicken.
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