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  1. Hello Fellow Funny Farmers! There are a bunch of highly sexual prudes here. I am very happy to announce I have been to several nude beaches and had a great time. Not hidden in the dunes, but playing in the ocean, throwing frisbees and playing beach volleyball. They are much more fun that normal beaches. If I ever get to Spain, I will definitely take my saggy ass to a couple of beaches there. Warts and all (if I have any). Nick and Clo, go to the island with your herds! No cameras needed. I'll send a drone to take vacation pics for you.
  2. This is a beautiful mountain and the farms around it make great coffee.
  3. You want a challenge? 🤔 May I suggest taking on the Master of Malaise. He's one tough dude!
  4. That had me ROFL! Good one!
  5. raven1

    Chapter 40

    All for a good cause. They have to go to the Table of Contents page to see the new pictures. While they are there they can make a recommendation. Protest all you want. We know it is just you stirring the pot. BE SURE TO MAKE RECOMMENDATIONS FOLKS!
  6. You two are a riot! Nick, I'd watch out for Albert. He's developed his earth destroying asteroid to combat Drew's nukes. 🤔 Albert, Go easy on Nick. He seems to be affected by the meds he's trying to pawn off on everyone. Besides, we all know that the only degree awarded at Drew University is a Doctorate of Delusions.😜
  7. Hi Page! You also got in some accurate Drew digs! How are you, Morgan and Max?
  8. Maybe the blanket has inspired him to higher goals. I'd watch out for your legs! Take him to a cat psychiatrist, he's acting too much like a dog.
  9. raven1

    Chapter 9

    I'm with @weinerdog! When I hear a mosquito fart I run for cover. Their bites are much worse the their farts!
  10. raven1

    Chapter 40

    I second the suggestion, but please add Ben. The twins would be great! I so much want to know what Logan looks like, since he was Tyler's first shifter!
  11. Hi Albert! That sounds sooo delicious. I noticed you got in some shots that were perfectly aimed last night.
  12. Hey Bucket Hope you had a peaceful sleep with all the racket made by the inmates last night!
  13. Hi All You Crazies! You were all having so much fun in the padded room last night, it took me 45 minutes to read about the insanity. The good thing was that I wasn't on the end of a nuke sent by Drew. Thanks @Page Scrawler!!! @bignick I loved the comment about Drew's aim.
  14. On the other hand (or mattress) who would want to lift the mattress Drew's been snuggling with? 😱
  15. Sleeping or stealthily hiding under the blanket posed to attack you?
  16. drpaladin is again 100% correct. East Asian diets include many uses for offal. I don't want to make anyone more sick than my first comment, so you'll have to Google to find out more. Just enter "recipes for...the animal...the particular offal". Be sure to have a lined wastebasket near! 🤮
  17. @drpaladin is correct and I would include being careful about chicken nuggets. You don't want to know.
  18. raven1

    Chapter 4

    Jellyfish sesame salad is a favorite of many Koreans, Thais and Japanese. I like it, but my Thai husband hates it. You have to get the good stuff from Japan, because the local jellyfish is not very good and tough.
  19. raven1

    Chapter 4

    Updated Stats and Appeal to New Readers! New readers! Welcome aboard. If you like the beginning of the story, please take time to recommend it on the Table of Contents page. The story gets much better each chapter! See the quote below to find out how to do this. Also see the incentive offered by @kbois. (Get the Fingers Typing) Queen Adds Incentive! Our Queen of Cliffies (aka @kbois) wants the Korner Krew and faithful readers to get the Recommendations up to a measly 100. That is only 40 39 37 more. As an incentive she has promised to write and post a side story featuring our sexy Kage. Hopefully her royal trickiness will ..... (No Spoilers, I have to post this on Chapter 4) Cast of character clockwise from the sexy redhead. Sexy redhead is Elijah, then Kage, the twins and Tyler. Here are the current stats: @kbois Shadow Effect: Views- 114,599; Comments-6,419 ; Recommendations- 63; Reviews-19 @Mrsgnomie Jay's Loelife: Views- 173,910; Comments- 2994; Recommendations- 147; Reviews-27 It would be great to have everyone work to focus on the recommends and write a review since they can both be done on the Table of Contents page. We may not topple Mrsgnomie's records, but with the new incentive getting 39 more recommendations is well worth the efforts. (Then we can switch sides again to promote Mrsgnomie.) A shout out for the three new reviews: @Blue Fan Lady, @Doha and @Rkench. Your reviews were beautiful! Also a shout out to @spyke for his post of instructions on how to recommend this story.
  20. raven1

    Chapter 40

    Updated Stats and Appeal to New Readers! New readers! Welcome aboard. If you like the beginning of the story, please take time to recommend it on the Table of Contents page. The story gets much better each chapter! See the quote below to find out how to do this. Also see the incentive offered by @kbois. (Get the Fingers Typing) Queen Adds Incentive! Our Queen of Cliffies (aka @kbois) wants the Korner Krew and faithful readers to get the Recommendations up to a measly 100. That is only 40 39 37 more. As an incentive she has promised to write and post a side story featuring our sexy Kage. Hopefully her royal trickiness will ..... (No Spoilers, I have to post this on Chapter 4) Cast of character clockwise from the sexy redhead. Sexy redhead is Elijah, then Kage, the twins and Tyler. Here are the current stats: @kbois Shadow Effect: Views- 114,599; Comments-6,419 ; Recommendations- 63; Reviews-19 @Mrsgnomie Jay's Loelife: Views- 173,910; Comments- 2994; Recommendations- 147; Reviews-27 It would be great to have everyone work to focus on the recommends and write a review since they can both be done on the Table of Contents page. We may not topple Mrsgnomie's records, but with the new incentive getting 39 more recommendations is well worth the efforts. (Then we can switch sides again to promote Mrsgnomie.) A shout out for the three new reviews: @Blue Fan Lady, @Doha and @Rkench. Your reviews were beautiful! Also a shout out to @spyke for his post of instructions on how to recommend this story.
  21. Hey Dugh, My clan is the McVey clan and originally from Scotland, but my great, great, great grandfather settled in Ireland sometime around the American Revolution. At least let me get the ginger if he is from Ireland. Please?
  22. Thanks Nick! I owe ya one! I could post a cute Thai guy if you're interested.
  23. Your friend has it right! Except for every few years you get a week of snow that brings down the electric lines for another week and blocks off all be the main highways. When the snow then melts the river floods.
  24. I'm calling BS on this one Frogman! My love affair with snow lasts about 2-3 days, then fades fast! A ski weekend or Christmas Eve snowfall are about my maximum. There's nothing better than sipping wine outdoors in a restaurant on a warm winter's night in the tropics!
  25. Hi Everyone and Good Morning! I still jealous that Dugh gets all the gingers!
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