And apparently short shorts are making a comeback
I was in the supermarket and wow this guy had muscular legs that went on forever. It was really tempting but I resisted banging my trolley into his, right there in the store
That's because you can't spell
Reading old books (Thank you archive.org) clearly shows that spelling was much more flexible in ye olde times. And the printed word also had weird things going on like f replacing s but only in the middle of a word. I think I like a more standardised approach