Jack Frost

Yeah, I buy some so my cat can have some fresh lunch.

When I moved to the city, I found it so difficult to sleep decently with street lights shining out of my room. Even with the curtains closed. And I still have some trouble because of that. I absolutely need pitch black when I go to bed. Just like my country hometown. There is no such thing as pure silence in the country. You still hear crickets.

Lemme see... It would easier to do it in C scale because it varies too much here. 40C/104F - Too f**king hot. Only exists as humidity index temperatures­. I hate it passionately. 30C/86F - Too f**king warm. I hate it. 20C/68F - Comfortable t-shirt/shorts weather. 10C/50F - Below 10C, hoodies come on. Still considered nice. 0C/32F - Light winter coat (not thick). A wintry heatwave if this occurs in January. Still comfortable. -10C/14F - Stuff the hoodie inside my winter coat. Put on the toque, scarf, and mitts. Nippy temperature. This is a normal average for Montreal winters. -20C/-4F - Quite cold. -30C/-22F - Bittery cold. -40C/-40F - Only exist as wind chill temperatures. f**king cold. I am known not to be bothered putting on my coat when I want to smoke on the balcony when it's -20C at night. Hell, I could even do it shirtless and in jammies. And a scale to give you an idea.

Born in a valley town, but grew up in the woods of Nuangola Station, Pennsylvania. I live in Montreal since 2005 because... Well... I just had to get out of the mindnumbing routine. I had my whole childhood there, so it's enough. Though I still always go back to the country once every while because... the city life can be a bit foreign to me. >.<

Right-handed. Index fingers shorter than the ring ones. Counterclockwise (I think). I'm the firstborn (and the only son).

Have you really tasted the mother's milk? At least to remember such taste............ o,O

I learnt a new thing today. Babies are extremely attached to a nipple... Whether that be a woman or a man... O,o

It is a common fact that gays have a huge knack for languages. I speak from personal experience.

Reason why we have nipples is because we were female for a few weeks after conception until the body saw that we have XY genes. A couple nipples were just in case situation. Though I never doubted that men could make some milk. The milk glands are still there, though much smaller and fewer in number compared to women's. Hence why it is possible for men to get breast cancer, although rarely. Naturally I so love it when guys get busy with my right nipple.

No one really celebrates it here in Quebec. I never had a decent Thanksgiving dinner since 2006 in the USA.

Do not do it. It does not feel right. It will end up being shitty sex. Do not do it. She's going to get hurt, yes, but it's for the best.

It would be my honour to take you there.

BONNE F

Not everyone. Canadians don't need it. Unless you decide to drive cross the border, then a passcard would be better. Much cheaper than a passport. If Montreal were chosen (I know, I'm dreaming too much)... I could round up three other GAuthors living in the city as well.

Bonne f

Of course... The problem would be solved by going to Montreal. Legal age is 18 (no one really ever ID). We have a casino. The nightlife is well reputated. Sure you get kicked out of a bar... Whatever... Just cross the street to get in another one. And the Cirque du Soleil came from here too and is often here as well. Oh did I mention that Montreal has the most restaurants per capita in the world too? The only down side is that you will need a passport. May I suggest hostels instead if you don't mind living in a common-style accomadation? (that is sharing a room with up to six-twelve people... not not necessarily sharing a bed, of course).

M'luv, you're not old. You got like 30-40 years left in you. You're just in the middle. Of course, barring any unexpected events. But I got to agree with you. When I find myself driving an almost-brand-new car, it is a little hard not to get carried away for fifteen seconds and suddenly find yourself going at 70 on a 55 mph limit. They're so smooth to drive... which is a shift from me being used to driving cars around five years old or more.

my roommate wouldn't like it. SHE LIKES TOO MUCH f**kING WHITTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE... White walls... White couches... White table... White chairs... White white white white... It's making it very hard not to stain anything.

$1000 actually. I got rent to pay you know?

As usual. No smiles. Mirror, mirror on the wall... Who is the wisest of all? Of course, it is I who is the most wisest of all. You are merely a glassy incarnation of my own person. Quant à moi... le gars en rouge réal, je suis tout prêt pour une autre journée atroce d'école. UN NOUVEAU TATOUAGE! That is all for now.

There are legal issues with them. In some states, they're allowed. In some other, they aren't. Sometimes it is even illegal to keep it in your car trunk. If they see it, they'll seize it, and fine you a lot. Make sure you look at the laws before driving around with it... including interstate travels (and don't even think about driving around with it in Canada). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radar_detector#Legality I cannot give you any advices because I only lived in places where it is completely forbidden (Quebec). Most usual advice that just slow down around exit ramps and emergency paths connecting between the highways (especially if hidden by a patch of forest)... you will always see them with a sign. Cops love to hide at the emergency paths. When I lived in Pennsylvania, it gets easier because it's completely illegal for any cops other than the state police to use radar guns and the state police could only use that on interstates and state highways only. I usually get caught when I'm close to 75, but the police always let me go. The grace is 5-10 mph in my experience, but don't push your luck beyond 10 mph. Honestly, I do not see a point of speeding up to 90-100 mph just to save you a few minutes to get from point A to point B if just 10 miles away. It would make sense for me to go at 120 km/h instead of posted 100 km/h on a 800 km trip because it would take me only 6.6 hours at 120 instead of 8 hours at 100. It's a bitch to drive on Canadian highways at 100 km/h as (almost) nationwide speed limit. Not much civilization between highways... or even almost none for a half of day. My personal record is 107 mph. Nearly blew the engine out out of my 1991 Buick Regal, but the car computer cut off the gas then. I can't wait to drive in Germany someday.

First try: 25% (meh) Second try: 100% (woot)

I don't have a car. I have to rent to make trips to the countryside realistic.

I think it's just a leftover from Anglo-Saxon sense of prudeness, hence why I see patterns between the USA, the UK, Canada, and Australia in the matter of locker room equiettes. It's not so bad. C'mon. Not even worth mocking either. It's not a matter of being prude, but being shy an bashful. If you want prudeness... try living in the 1950s where showing your (woman) belly button would be considered very indecent. Now today it would be too difficult to find pants and jeans that covers all of the hip and the belly button. I like keeping my jeans/pants low.

I'd do any of them.