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We'd miss you too much, Bob.

Hey, Bob. What did the boys bring you?

It's a collection of food trucks downtown. They have excellent food.

Hey, Tea Bat.

@Randy Wade How are things with Mark?

A man goes on a tour of Pamplona, and even watches a matador fighting a bull with a spear. Later, his guide takes him to a restaurant, where he catches a whiff of a mouthwatering aroma. "What is that?!" He exclaims, seeing a large pair of organs in a sizzling pan being served at the next table. The manager of the restaurant, overhearing this, replies, "Pan-fried bull testicles." The tourist says, "I'll have what that man is having!" The manager responds, "We'd be happy to prepare some for you, but they need to be ordered a week in advance." So the man makes his order, eats something else, and then leaves. A week later, he returns, and enjoys the delicious dish. The manager approaches him and asks, "How did you like your meal?" The tourist replies, "It was fantastic! But the organs were a lot smaller than I remember." The manager looks at him sideways and responds, "Sometimes the bull wins."

I wish this show was still on the air!

I imagine pieces of tofu cut into matchsticks and deep fried.

I've never played that game.

Morgan is picking up burgers from The Little Fleet on his way home.

No. It's David Hasselhoff, from Spongebob: Sponge Out of Water. And now I hate myself for knowing exactly what that is from.

Speed Stick is a brand of men's deodorant. "Irish Spring" is a particular scent.

Hey, Bobber.

Evening, Dugh and Thistle. *scratches Thistle behind the ears* It's not that bad for me, but I do find it unpleasant. I much prefer the smell of Speed Stick Irish Spring.

Hey, Marty. How's my favorite Irishman? Hey, Randy. It's been gray and cloudy all day. I got plenty of cleaning done, did the laundry, and had Mickey scrub the guest bathroom. (To be fair, I scrubbed the master bathroom.)

Hey, Froggy.

Love you, Blackie.

Be careful how you use the word "stuffed" around this lot.

What are you implying?

Just call me Page or Pagey.

What did they do? Hey, Blackie.

Hey, Xander, Dennis, Jordan, and Ash! And hey to the other kids! *waves* If I can't quit my term as President of the Nut House, then I can at least nominate you as Vice President, Xander. Et tu, Clo?

Just try it against my new, patented, anti-nuke shields!

Sorry, guys. Wish I could stay, but, grocery time!