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Yeah, cotton fabric doesn't really like being soaked in alkaline substances until it dries. Nice save.

We're all doing great. Sneakers got a checkup at the vet this morning, with a clean bill of health. The downstairs powder room is finished off, and it looks great! Now I just need to wait for the snow to finish melting so I can plan my garden. And you'll receive an update as soon as I do.

Hey, Caz. Well, we heard from Bob's son-in-law, Kyle. Bob got into a nasty car wreck on his way to an appointment. He's in stable condition, but has been in a coma for nearly two weeks.

Well, you look magnificent today, Gary.

Um, thanks....but I'm not wearing green. Actually, I'm wearing a blue shirt today. It's my holey shirt.

Hey, Froggy. Hey, Gary. Morning, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches for Thistle* Hey, Clo. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure you'll find something great. I once read a trilogy of books set in the Old West. In the story, a newspaper reported that the MC's wagon train had been attacked by Apache Indians. The MC went to the newspaper's office and complained about the inaccuracy, stating that it was in fact, Shoshone, not Apache, who committed the act, and the paper was giving in to sensationalism. Now, I'm no anthropologist, but I know for a fact that the Shoshone NEVER attacked anyone, even when they were well within their rights to do so. That's just not part of their culture. The Apache, on the other hand, were very militant and war-like for much of their history. Meaning that the "sensational" report in the newspaper was more historically accurate than the events of the story. The fact that this book came from an established author well-known for her "Roman Mysteries" series, well....

Oh, right. But once the colonoscopy is over and done with, you can go back to eating those things?

What led to that?

What dietary restrictions do you have?

You're so funny, Albert!

We're having Coca-Cola braised BBQ ribs and coleslaw, with garlic redskin smashed potatoes. Deee-licious!

Hey, Albert. How's you and Steve?

Well. That was an unexpected turn.

Hey, Gary. How are Cookie and Falkor?

Hey, Nick. Hey, Val.

Hey, Clo.

It's getting harder to find good short films with gay characters. What's on IMDb isn't always available on YouTube or Vimeo. Soon, I might have to start looking for *shudders* cat videos.

Hey, Froggy.

Hey, Gary.

Hey, Albert. Good luck with your colonoscopy. Just don't do what Jeff Foxworthy did and chug the whole"pink drink" at once!

Hey, Albert.

I'm sure you'll make a great dad. Hey, Froggy. I've had some personal practice for fatherhood with Mickey. He feels like a brother to me, but I have to play the bad cop side on occasion. Someone has to be legally responsible for him when he's visiting, and Morgan, unfortunately, is too much of a pushover for his baby bro. With that said, I love spending time with him. Fishing, swimming, kicking a soccer ball...it's hard to keep up with an athletic kid like him when I'm so out-of-shape, but I manage. Sometimes he helps me in the kitchen. When it's snowing or raining, we'll snuggle on the sofa and watch Stranger Things on Netflix.

@Comicality Whoa! Merrick Hanna turns 14 today!

My God. I'm sending all of my prayers for Bob and his family. I hope that Bob will recover.

Hey, Xander, Dennis, Jordan, and Ash.