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Smart move. I have a ton of laundry to do...and I was planning on cleaning the basement today. Hey, Val. Sorry for the TMI.
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In that situation, I think it's perfectly acceptable to douse the car in gasoline and set it on fire. Hey, Tea Bat. Hey, Clo. So sorry to hear about the doctor appointment. Hey, Kitt. I agree. Afternoon, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *rubs Thistle on his belly* Hey, Thorn. Hey, Gary. Hope everything's okay with you. The skies here are gray, but there's no more white stuff blasting around at 60 mph.
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My ass is naturally smooth, thank you.
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Unfortunately, yes, we are. The front porch is 4, maybe 5 inches above ground-level, and it's completely obscured. The snow is so built up, you can't even tell there is a porch!
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The wind has been howling non-stop ever since I woke up this morning. I waited to take my shower until after I got the newspaper, since I'd just have to shower again to get warm. It's so cold outside, your ass hair will probably freeze if you fart too wet.
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No, "shaved" in this case means they were sliced very thinly.
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Hey, Bob. Damn, that sounds delicious. We had tacos from Mama Lu's (a local taqueria). Cilantro-lime rice and beans on the side.
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The "quads" are on your thighs, not your back. I wanted to start losing some weight.
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See, it was nothing sexual. You guys need to get out of the gutter.
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Whoever had this house last, they left a mint-condition elliptical machine in a basement storage room. I guess it was too heavy for them to be bothered moving it. My quads are burning today. 😀
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After last night, not very low. I feel drained, and a little sore.
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Sadly, no. Haven't been able to stay focused on any single story for an adequate amount of time.
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Hey, Marty.
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Ugh. I just realized, I have at least twelve story ideas stored on my laptop. Whenever I go to work on something, I get very little done. I feel...stretched. Like I'm being pulled in too many directions at once.
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How is Mark? And Josh, of course. No, I just wanted to say hello to a friend. I know you're an awesome Mom already.
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You're welcome. Hey, Xander, Dennis, Jordan, and Ash! After a goodly twenty minutes of waiting, the screen cleared and I was able to log in. Of course, my BP was close to aneurysm-levels at that point, and I wasn't in the mood to write anymore.
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I'm aware, believe me. The earlier statement was meant to be irony.
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Hey, Dodger. It was actually raining earlier, rather than snowing, but thanks to the wind chill, the windows are now covered in ice.
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I'm doing very well. You have such a big heart, Randy. That reminds me, any news, regarding the twins? I know you fell out of contact for a while.
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Speaking of dicks....I love the first six-and-a-half minutes of this video.
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Hey, Randy.
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Hey, Buckie.
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Morning, Val. Hey, Albert. Pretty sure babies are grown in Fallopian tubes.
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Hey, Clo. Hey, Gary. Morning, Thorn.
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Just pointing out the possibility.
