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    Hey, Drew! How are things in the Imperial household?
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    Halloween was great! We had some of Max's friends and their parents over for a dinner party, of sorts. It was pretty cold outside, so they had to wear coats over their costumes, but everyone still had fun! And no, I didn't steal Max's chocolate. I bought my own supply when it went on clearance, like any reasonable adult.
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    Oh, right. I was confused at first, and then I remembered that "pants" in the UK means "underwear" in the US.
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    Your mind has seceded! From reality!
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    You haven't tried once, you've tried multiple times. Unsuccessfully.
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    To pull the wool over everyone's eyes, so you can swoop in and steal Spikey's herd.
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    If I could have just one wish, I think I'd like to open a bakery. Once a week, or every two weeks, I'll bake a sheet cake or some cookies to share with my co-workers. And the treats always get lots of positive reviews. I love baking, so why not make some money while I'm doing it? Only problem, I don't have a lot of money to start up a business. And I'm not very good with the money I do have. And I have no idea what kind of bakery I would run. Okay, so there's a few problems. But with that said, I would love to make a career out of a hobby! I'll figure something out and make the dream come true!
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    If he were actually as evil as he claims, he'd give Ernst Blofeld a run for his money.
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    So sorry, Clo.
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    We had an earlier dinner last night. The menu included: Poison Ivy - Sweet and sour kale salad Pretzel Mummies - Hot dogs wrapped in pretzel pastry. I used ketchup and mustard to draw Egyptian hieroglyphs on them, with sliced olives for eyes. Potato ghosts - Cottage fries, cut length-ways, with little faces cut into the ends. Dino Digger's Delight - Pumpkin and Chocolate Tiramisu. I put paper cutouts on top before I added the cocoa powder. The "void spots" look like dinosaur tracks and bones. White Witch's Brew - Horchata
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    Hey! Don't lump the rest of us in with Drew and his warped sense of geography! What did I do?! Spikey! Thank you, Spike! I did nothing wrong, and now he's firing glitter missiles for absolutely no reason! 😢
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    Hey, Terry! How are you and Aod?
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    Me, pretending to be Drew: "Stop bullying me!" 😭
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    I thought the hangover came after the pink elephants, not before? At least, according to Disney's Dumbo, they do. 👀
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    You're the expert in flimsy logic.
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    I'll have to check it out.
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    According to the HE calendar (Holocene Era or Human Era), the current year is 12023. This marks the period when humans transitioned from hunting and gathering, into an agricultural society with more permanent settlements.
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    I don't know what that is.
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    Sorry, Nicky. Max is dressing up as a jester this year.
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    We're doing well, thanks. Max is eagerly anticipating Halloween in three days' time. For him, I think it's less about the candy and more about dressing up in costume. (!!!) I know, I know! What kid doesn't get excited about candy? Oh, but other than that, I think I'll make pumpkin French toast for breakfast tomorrow.
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    Hey, Terry! Me, three! It never made it into the films, though. I guess some people might think the film makers were "pushing an agenda".
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    Hey, Tea Bat! Max is allergic to turkey, as it happens. So, for Thanksgiving, we often do a roasted chicken, Cornish hens, or a baked ham instead. Could be a fun idea to have a Chinese-themed menu this year.
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    Glad you had a good time, Terry. Way to go on the pool table! Yeah, Max is too fond of frogs as an animal lover, to ever eat one. Chinese duck, on the other hand, is something he's been keen to try for a while now. I'd rather order it from a restaurant, since it takes quite a bit of work to prepare.
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    Hey, Terry! Yeah, we survived another episode of The Drew and Spike Show (featuring guest star Clochette). How are you and Aod?
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