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Geron Kees

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  1. Geron Kees

    Chapter 4

    What do you call a big guy named Herman, that looks like Frankenstein's monster, and who just walks into your house without permission? The Knock-less Munster! You started this!
  2. Geron Kees

    Chapter 4

    I agree. The number of ways old houses could burn down were numerous, mostly because fire was used everywhere!
  3. Geron Kees

    Chapter 4

    Darren McGavin is dead. I'd have to go to the lower layer to recruit him. Unless he's figured out how to come back on his own!
  4. Geron Kees

    Chapter 4

    I think, as the guys get out more into the world, they are going to find that more of their fellow humans have some pretty amazing abilities than they ever imagined! Why should elves have all the fun?
  5. Geron Kees

    Chapter 4

    Are you sure YOU aren't a witch? You either have an amazing memory, or you have read these stories a lot more than I have! These are questions that require more thinking than I am able to muster at this hour. Sorry!
  6. Geron Kees

    Chapter 4

    And on that note, I am off to bed!
  7. Geron Kees

    Chapter 1

    I don't know about you, but I always put FOUR of them on my vehicles!
  8. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    Hmm. It's a good idea I may steal...er, borrow for a future tale! Thanks!
  9. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    Gosh. An opening like that, and my momma raised me to be such a gentleman that I can't take it!
  10. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    More like Ox Butt!
  11. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    You think Jethro Tull is good? You should hear Mildred and the Leafy Guy jam! Their guitars are on FIRE!
  12. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    It's a little bit scary that someone would bother to record that sequence, let alone post it on YouTube!
  13. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    All questions that may or may not be answered right here in this story! Why am I NOT surprised you have read some Irish folklore?
  14. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    Someone watching too much ME TV?
  15. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    If Charlie had a dime for every timeMax did NOT tell him about something, Charlie wouldn't need to work now!
  16. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    I really need to write you into one of these stories.
  17. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    Maybe Mildred just didn't ask for one?
  18. Geron Kees

    Chapter 2

    You think they need Robin or Max to deal with one, sweet, little old lady?
  19. Geron Kees

    Chapter 2

    RP, you're more fun than a Pintuckin after his fourth glass of Flower Wine! You're asking me questions about the telepathy stuff I have really not considered yet. Let me consider that, and get back to you in the comments for the next Charlie Boone story! 😁 It seems that everyone should have their own interstellar communicator, though. They can buy them on Engris in the market. Place called Honest Harbondors' Handy Dandy Interstellar Communicator Emporium. They have a sale every fourth Slartz Day.
  20. Geron Kees

    Chapter 2

    Don't worry. My humor keeps me distracted, too!
  21. Geron Kees

    Chapter 2

    Turning people into pumpkins is a lot easier than turning pumpkins into people!
  22. There was silence in the room as everyone listened. The next knock came after a slight delay, and there was again a noticeable pause before the third blow was delivered. It was not at all the way that a human would knock on a door, Charlie decided, sounding as if the one standing there wasn't even familiar with the task at hand. "Is this the way it always sounds?" he asked Mildred, who was sitting forward in her seat now, listening. "Yes. Almost like it's baffled by the door, rather th
  23. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    Shh! Mildred might hear you!
  24. Geron Kees

    Chapter 3

    She was his great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Irish aunt. He always thought she was a little strange. She always thought HE was a little strange!
  25. Geron Kees

    Chapter 2

    I didn't expect anyone to trace that down!
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