Dinner was fairly OK, despite it being the most momentous occasion of my entire life. Jake meeting my parents, my parents meeting Jake, and me struggling to contain the fact that we had just had sex, well basically, sort of, just a few minutes ago upstairs, so maybe it was both OK and massively stressful. But it went well, everyone was happy, Jake was incredibly nice and charming, which I don’t imagine was difficult because he’s always like that. Mum and Dad definitely liked him, and Josh, he