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  1. “What the glorious freaking hell, Cassie? This better not be one of your goddamn pranks. Turn on the goddamn lights!” an annoyed voice declared in the pitch-blackness surrounding them. “Hey!” another voice yelped in the darkness as a blast of trumpet music surrounded them. A bright spotlight panned over three startled couples as they stared at each other, each one wearing various expressions of confusion. A fourth couple looked amused when the other three caught sight of them. One ha
  2. Daaammnnnnn..... Well done Wayne. You took suspense and nailed it dead center. I'm absolutely loving this story.
  3. You just saved yourself. If you had pulled those damn Puss N Boots eyes it would've been all over.
  4. Cuz one meat is from a cow. The other pig.
  5. I'm not sure if we can be friends anymore. 😕
  6. Not to drop any spoilers, but there might be a teensy-eensy, wee bit of a chance that maybe, and honestly, I can't give anything away, but the slight possibility exists that a character or two from the Berkshire Boys series may turn up soon. But no guarantees.
  7. He's floofy. He'll bounce.
  8. Florida rules: Sofas are permitted anywhere in the yard. Traditions are ironclad. What's seasonal clothing? There are no state laws regarding churches. Anyone can start one and call their home a church. Barbecue/barbeque/BBQ-all are acceptable. Facebook is mandatory for anyone GenX or older. Football is not a sport. It is considered your lifeblood. Know the difference between FSU, UF, USF. You will bleed your school's colors. Miami doesn't count. You'll be judged on whether you drink sweet tea or unsweet. If you go to a party bring food or alcohol. You must own at least two pair of flip flops per person. Always remember... any body of water either has, has had, or will have a gator in it. Don't jump in.
  9. Wish there was a drooling reaction button. 🤤
  10. I had nothing to do with the selection of desserts. The shoutout? Maybe a tad.
  11. We had a lot of fun doing it. Thanks Raven!
  12. I'm seriously giggling over here. If they only knew🤭
  13. How about a spoof based on Pet Stars where a waddling little dachshund competes on an agility course with a border collie?
  14. So 1962?
  15. kbois

    Chapter 1

    One of my rare positive mentions of the animal. Sorry!
  16. Me and Gnomie.... hmmm, wonder who's going to win?
  17. Hey @weinerdog... did you ever go read Aaron's Ask an Author blog?? Here's the link:
  18. My last chapter is coming with a warning to wear Depends while reading. They'll all be peeing themselves.
  19. Actually, I think he may refer to him as Uncle Jeezsus.
  20. And you call me the drama queen?????
  21. Yes.... a lot of work. It takes mad skillz to string you along and then BAM, drop the hammer in just the right spot. (all while cackling maniacally in the background.)
  22. True, but cliffies are a lot of work. I already have all you Krew to deal with. (Although a cliffie can be controlled, unlike certain canines with stubby legs and perpetually dazed expression)
  23. yes, you're as bad as my younger son. He always needs to be told twice.
  24. If only the format for these chapters allowed for cliffies.......
  25. You guys got me up next....
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