Also, a saw this hilarious TikTok the other day where a giant sea turtle tug a hole in the middle of someones drive way and was laying eggs in it. The lady was like "This is my driveway! What am I supposed to do now?!"
I was laughing so hard.
I agree. Not just good content for the masses, but great memories that will be cherished and enjoyed forever. I can just imagine the kids when they get married. I'm sure Loren would splice together one epic montage of them growing up lol
Ah thank you! I always get nervous when people read this story. In one sense, it's my favorite (because it's my first) but it's hard to read because I can see so many things I'd do differently now. But I won't touch it because it serves a purpose.
chapter
thirty-one
loe
The breeze isn’t enough to ease the sting of the sun against my skin. I’d rather be in the snow, cruising the slopes but here I am instead, lounging by the pool, earbuds in, music blasting loud enough that I can momentarily pretend I’m not sharing the next two weeks with two dozen people.
At what point does it turn from a normal vacation to a seriously fucked up National Lampoon Vacation? Asking for a friend.
Something passes in front of the sun,