I wouldn't want to believe Jay Petermeyer dumped me either. You better notarize that shit to make it official. If I don't have a box of my stuff sitting on my porch, the break up didn't happen
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“Good morning!” I sing into the camera. “Corey and Lily’s wedding has officially wrapped up. The outpouring for those two has been touching and I don’t get touched often.”
Corey laugh off camera. “Riiiiight.”
“Emotionally,” I correct. “I don’t get touched emotionally.” I point the camera at my friend. “Instead of making fun of me, why don’t you thank everyone?”
Corey smiles and pulls his wife into the frame. She pulls back a little, not fee
During the first sorry I wrote, I didn’t know this was a thing. I remember seeing the edit suggestions and being like:
eta: I tried posting a similar comment to @Valkyrie but it wouldn’t post. Except it did, so now I feel like an idiot. I’m going to go sit down now. Bye.
You know we can't behave ourselves. A stubborn bunch we are.
I shall pull out the tea cup I got in London during my last visit and celebrate the Jubilee on Friday.