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Marty

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  1. Greetings, wee Drew!
  2. Greetings, young Albert!
  3. Afternoon, bro. So that means I can comment?
  4. Feckin' whippersnappers!
  5. He slept through the first 90 seconds. So is that what normal people do? Sleep three quarters of the time?
  6. I'm thinking this should be nailed to the front door of CoTT2...
  7. Greetings, young Albert!
  8. It might take two of us....
  9. She could always take him outside and spit roast him...
  10. Okay... he's all yours, Sherye! I think she wants the man in place of the turkey you didn't share with her... Let's just hope she's got a big enough oven to roast him in...
  11. We're still on page 2,004, so I'll share my abiding memory of the year 2004... 2004 was the year my mother died. She was 82 years old at the time. She would often tell us when we were kids that a fortune teller had told her she would live to be 82, and she died a few weeks after her 82nd birthday. Whilst I don't really have much faith in fortune tellers, I think that in my mam's case that's what enabled her to actually live to that age. She had not been in very good health for years, and we thought we were losing her on a number of occasions. I suspect that prophecy, given to her when she was just a child herself, kept her going a good bit longer than she would have done otherwise.
  12. And the same to you, bro! (And to everyone else. )
  13. You really do say the nicest things at times, ma Sherye. for your kind words. They've warmed the cockles of my heart!
  14. G'day, wee Drew!
  15. Could even have been both. You might have heard of the saying "Shooting the shooter." Maybe Gary was dreaming of plumbing the plumber...
  16. Afternoon, Gary! I put it up there as one of my own all-time favourites, as well.
  17. G'day, young Albert!
  18. with a sprinkling of...
  19. Uhmm, didn't the new millenium begin on New Year's Day 2001 (00:00:01 am) ? But perhaps that is what you meant ? I remember trying to make exactly the same point (that they were celebrating the new millennium a year early) when everyone was planning millennium celebrations for 31 December 1999.
  20. He can come over when I've fixed the leak.
  21. Maybe not. But he knew what you were thinking, ma Sherye.
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