My most embarrassing moment,
Hrmm I'd have to say it was on a camping trip I went on with the guys in my family.
We were all gathered around staring into the 6ft diameter gaping mouth of hell we call a fire pit and just bantering back and forth. I was getting some raz, being called 'bushmaster' after having earlier driven a Honda Odyssey with no breaks into a bush in order to avoid my niece who had decide to stop her little raptor 80 between said bush and a small cliff.
Anyhow I was laughing it all off and joking back, the best defense is a good offense... SO I decided I need to go find myself a tree to relieve the building pressure in my bladder. Now I don't know if you've ever had the opportunity to go camping on a moonless night five miles from the nearest freeway offramp and, at least twenty from anything that even remotely resembles civilization. Needless to say anything beyond the ring of fire light is completely dark.
Which is why a tree not that far off makes good sense to use for the more modest out there. Stumbling off into the darkness I had forgotten about our previous pit only half filled in with dirt and char a mere six feet from the current fire pit, and in the darkness I blindly walked right into it. Knowing the razzing I was going to receive over it, I just continued my stride and climbed right back out.
Nobody said anything, I thought I was cool.
I found a tree did my business and proceeded to walk back to the glowing fire, walking right into the previous pit again, and of course mimicking my earlier save walked right out. Taking my seat My cousin looked up at me and asked If I really walked into the same fire pit twice, and they all started laughing.
yep thats family for you...
Steve