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shadowgod

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  1. Blackheart??
  2. beat ya MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  3. For The Love 33 BLACKHEART is up! yes you can blame me.... Steve
  4. CONGRATS GREAME!! just dont mention that CJ will be 4000 posts in just a few hours....
  5. My most embarrassing moment, Hrmm I'd have to say it was on a camping trip I went on with the guys in my family. We were all gathered around staring into the 6ft diameter gaping mouth of hell we call a fire pit and just bantering back and forth. I was getting some raz, being called 'bushmaster' after having earlier driven a Honda Odyssey with no breaks into a bush in order to avoid my niece who had decide to stop her little raptor 80 between said bush and a small cliff. Anyhow I was laughing it all off and joking back, the best defense is a good offense... SO I decided I need to go find myself a tree to relieve the building pressure in my bladder. Now I don't know if you've ever had the opportunity to go camping on a moonless night five miles from the nearest freeway offramp and, at least twenty from anything that even remotely resembles civilization. Needless to say anything beyond the ring of fire light is completely dark. Which is why a tree not that far off makes good sense to use for the more modest out there. Stumbling off into the darkness I had forgotten about our previous pit only half filled in with dirt and char a mere six feet from the current fire pit, and in the darkness I blindly walked right into it. Knowing the razzing I was going to receive over it, I just continued my stride and climbed right back out. Nobody said anything, I thought I was cool. I found a tree did my business and proceeded to walk back to the glowing fire, walking right into the previous pit again, and of course mimicking my earlier save walked right out. Taking my seat My cousin looked up at me and asked If I really walked into the same fire pit twice, and they all started laughing. yep thats family for you... Steve
  6. Thanks CJ, I needed a good laugh this afternoon!
  7. at least while they are in the water...
  8. what ever happened to a series of paper cuts and leaving in a room full of rats??
  9. First off Emoe Then... So let me get this straight, Cj stubbing his toe. Cj having to fix erant clogged fuel lines on the road. Misquitos. Making people think. GLOBAL WARMING (fav so far ) Mysterious, questionable FTL epilogue (so basically the psuedo-death of Chris & Steve) Is there anything I have missed being blamed for?? Steve
  10. Ack! Hope your feeling better quickly Luc. Steve
  11. now I feel sorry for Betty!
  12. coming late to the party... as usual... But I do have some pertinant info on server sacrafices. Depending on the servers country of origin adiquite sacrafices may very. European or Anglo-American originated servers work best with an animal sacrafice. There is some debate over weather a goat or bull makes a better sacrafice. Of course the caviate to this is if the server predates roman occupation, whereas European servers are best appriciated with a Human sacrafice. Preferably someone of purity and courage. Servers originating in Southern-America are best suited to Human sacrafice of epic proportions, more over the sacarafices must be made with an obsidion Knife while the sacraficee is bent backwards over the recieveing server. Obsidion unavailible Sacrafice may be rendered en mass with small pox and yellow fever. These guideline are only in place for the occasionaly tempremental Unix and Apple servers. Windows is a whole different ball game requiring all blood all the time. I dunno, I read betty and I think Metropolitan. Be it New York New Jersey Los Angeles or San Francisco. She just seems too dont get involved... which is prevelant in major urban areas. and isnt eric at the Jr republicans summer camp??
  13. Happy Canada Day! Hard to believe that its been a year since I was there for the first time.
  14. shadowgod

    working through....

    Life is good, a few small financial hiccups that everyone experiences not withstanding. Ok so maybe they are a little bigger then hiccups but I have a plan to solve it. It includes telling my employer to go
  15. and he witholds the more interesting findings....
  16. There was an article in The New Yorker, it can be found by going to The Science of Gaydar topic. I cant claim my hair whorl... but I'm right handed
  17. Yeah... I'll feel sorry for him when goats fly... Don't tell me you can do that too with but a swish of your little tail. Steve (If evil where a name the goat would be named Steve as well)
  18. All of this feeds into my Mr. WIlliams is evil theory... Of course the whole Eric not being his made the theory seem dead in the water for a minute but remeber, Eric is still Mrs. Williams kid, and the hand that rocks the cradle and all that... So of course Eric is footing the bill to fly our beloved's to their doom in paradise...
  19. Whew.. I cant tell which is a more facinating read the sory or the discussion that so oft ensues. I can see where greame is comming from, Steve's actions can most definately be constrewed as manipualation of a sort. However, I never read it that way. After the first speedo incident, it seemed to me like a game between Chris and Steve, who could out-smart who, and who was thinking two and three steps ahead of the other. Just my take on the speedo encounters.
  20. The Graffiti Artist... More of a visual poem then a Movie though, and thats probably the reason I like it so much. Dialogue is minimal as the film relies on visuals and a huanting score. and yes of course Beautiful Thing, gotta love The Mama's and The Papa's
  21. Visiting with my Aunt after having finished her first round of Chemotherapy, realizing that she is tougher then most of the family gives her credit for, and will probably out-live us all... and... In an odd, random thaught, figured she would have probably made a damn good rancher.
  22. HAPPY (insert number < 29 here) BIRTHDAY DOLL!!!!
  23. And thus he proves... Love can't get you credit... LOL
  24. I think person #1 forgot a word... Knowingly... The property was still returned so you can have your lawyer tell him to... well you get the idea , and Im sure Mark will use more perfessional :wacko: professional language. Steve oi that was bad....
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