Bondwriter

Hi, and welcome, Drake. There aren't that many XXX stories here, but I think that just being a member of legal age allows you to read all that's available in eFiction. Just login there too. If you post, do use the ratings to preserve the eyes and minds of the youngest ones/ Otherwise, there are tons of good stories with erotic content, but not as the major focus. And tons of other fun to be had.

All my best to you for your future writing.

There were attempts at influencing him with the end by many writing snippets of stories in the For The Love thread, quite a few actually describing the possible "walking into the sunset" ending. A goat disguise for Halloween? Good idea, I'll start producing the "goat scent" spray that goes with the fake horns and the sunglasses. Though cheap trick or treaters will certainly just avoid a bathroom for a week.

Mmmh... I'd bet animals education in Arizona is government-run, that's why it doesn't work. Of course, you can hire my services as a private (hence efficient, but expensive) consultant, so I come in and audit the situation, assess that rodents and arachnids could be taught to act properly, and set up some animals-education curriculum that could rid you of such problems. Of course, it will be costlier than the old state/ Bolshevik-type inefficient program, but I have to pay for the rental of the 4-wheel drive to come and audit, don't I?

*Accidents/ rural or urban/ motorcycle crash *Homicide/ revenge/ disgruntled readers mobbing against a writer who got away with a loveable character, using one of the many ways in the list (Sorry for hijacking your blog with the ongoing feud, James, but some of these kitchen containers have to be reminded of their not so clear color)

Tons of interesting suggestions, and a great story, Wildone, though I was so scared I couldn't sleep afterwards. Let's think about all these names for a while and we might start voting in a few days. I wonder if only CJames can post polls in this forum, since I tried to have one in this topic with a first binary choice (goat or non-goat related), but it doesn't seem to work.

That's a challenge I think only you can take up. But you do have to keep matching quality with quantity, though.

Notice that you're the only one to have offered "goat lovers" as a name, CJ. To me, Clan and Klan really do not bring up the same views at all. I was indeed imagining thick thighs getting out of kilts rather than ghost-like spooky fanatics. I can always set up a poll in this thread if needed. The Hornies? CJamians? (This one does sound like some loony cult, doesn't it?)

I think so far you had done well with older characters. If you design characters you visualize and hear, then let them play around in your mind, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to do it. Then it's also about the genres you experiment with. If you do some 3rd person narrative that's very much plot-driven, you might be more satisfied than if you do a long novel about two people in a room. Anyway, don't lose faith in your abilities to succeed. You will.

:o ... A serious research should be conducted to know what BAAAD foods people were fed that may cause them to wander on the WorldNetDaily site. And sorry, Mr. Rutz (like in "stuck in a....") but come and check my testosterone level; I have very little excess estrogen from what I know. The kind of article that makes you wonder about the First Amendment allowing airheads to be unaccountable for spreading BS.

The nice thing about Clan James is that its members can be of various denominations: the Kids, the Minions, and even the L

On Graeme's request, this new thread is meant to discuss what the CJames fans should be called: I suggested: "The Friends of Mr James" Ieshwar's proposals: "Animal lovers" ( , this does sound quite perverted...) "CJamish" "CJ fans" I bet collective thinking might help us to get more creative (yet...)

This would be basic outsourcing. But Chase talked about OUR crew, so I'd assume he thinks they hire (they being the band) the roadies. As for Helen, as a manager, she could have a checklist of things to say when getting someone in. That was what I meant. All of the recruiting went down quickly, so I see how she could forget such things, but I remember getting into a band and once the audition was over, all the money/ administrative questions were studied carefully. I agree that the outsourcing and the fee paid for a service are two different things. What is plain unfair from the situations I know in the service industry is company A (a bank/ insurance company or other big organization used to paying huge fees) hires company B, which has a nice website selling its technical expertise. Company B has three salesmen who don't know anything about technical issues, but are good at selling. They call company C, a small organization that can handle the technical issues but is short-staffed. Nevertheless, they have a number of self-employed partners. They call one of them, Bob. For a day's work, the big company A is invoiced

Actually, here is the track listing for the first compilation released in 1980: 1. Bohemian Rhapsody 2. Another One Bites The Dust 3. Killer Queen 4. Fat Bottomed Girls 5. Bicycle Race 6. You're My Best Friend 7. Don't Stop Me Now 8. Save Me 9. Crazy Little Thing Called Love 10. Somebody To Love 11. Now I'm Here 12. Good Old Fashioned Loverboy 13. Play The Game 14. Flash 15. Seven Seas Of Rhye 16. We Will Rock You 17. We Are The Champions A few similarities, aren't there?

Thanks a lot, gal and guys!

Happy Birthday!

That's a decent "Greatest Hits" listing, and apparently they can have a couple more yet. Is it much different from previous releases of the kind?

You, man of little faith! Do believe in the Evil Power of The Goat!

Yes, this makes Brandon look not as a venial character. But as I put it before, his interest come from the fan factor more than from an attraction to money. Though once the show gets going, he'll have more concerns over the running of things, I would imagine. I was aware of this too. I expect our author to have the father behave like some jerk and not be happy about Clump being sacked ("What is a little heroin addiction compared to the abomination Chase shamelessly revels in?"). What I meant is that Helen apparently has some say in hiring a new singer, and that she should have had a checklist of legal/ money issues and come up with solutions right away. BUT this is a fiction, written by an evil author who likes to jeopardize his poor characters. How could you imagine such a thing?

Brandon is definitely a good guy. The three brothers could have paid a little more attention to his situation, and made it clear he could crash at the hotel after the party. At least they're getting a bit more aware of the crew's situation thanks to Brandon's. Is it really work ethics? Getting to become the front man for your favorite band is not like taking up any job, so you'd do anything for the position in the beginning. I hope Helen tightens the bolts a bit on the whole business stuff, so the guys can focus on creative stuff, and let her fire Gabe, who doesn't end up being the hero as I first thought. Something came to my mind about a lot of Helen's reactions: in her job, and since she's rather bossy, she should just call a meeting to announce her decisions. I mean, it would be less fun for us readers, but professionally better if she handled the Brandon situation all on her own. I think fronting a few hundreds of dollars for clothing is no problem for her, and if Brandon is accommodated and fed, he may sure wait for a bit before he gets a paycheck. As for the Scar, is he some kind of restaurant magazine reviewer?

Thanks a lot for all these kind words, wishes and cakes, Ladies and Gents! It's quite heartwarming, and I had an average OK birthday.

Way to go, Bob!

Professing so much he's not evil, this would remove all doubt. And a bunch of Born-Again Gays would certainly not be clich

For The Love of God? With a full cast of Born-Again Christians characters? Chris and Steve converting the heathens in Hawaii, and Rick working out a scheme to have a legal, tax-free, money-making operation that puts Eric's out of business?

Mmmhh... Maybe a birthday cake is NOT in order. Happy Birthday, India! Long life and prosperity to all of its inhabitants.