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*makes mental note: write a letter to the DEA about Adrian*

Graeme won't reply. The "Do you think I care?" was a confession he is part of the GAC (Great Animals Conspiracy). The first clue that you're on the right track is the name of the cat in For the Love. And the fact Eric is a weasel!

Well, well, well... It seems the goats' group is made of urban sophisticated ones, and simple, country ones. I think Ieshwar's theory might have some truth in it too. More has to be found out about the hooved ones. (and the Great Escape of 1970 is the most secret, least documented of all the happenings of Area 51, CJ; nice try in trying to cover it up, but all the truth lovers and conspiracy debunkers will have seen right through your attempt...)

The money I get through the Cayman Islands always comes out quite clean. There's also this nice little bank in Geneva, maybe you know it... Well, we might as well discuss these issues privately (which would avoid us drifting dangerously off-topic)

I'm appalled by Florida not paying their state legislators well enough that they have to resort to prostitution to feed their families. Next thing you know, Jeb Bush will get caught panhandling.

I'm definitely against it, because of many of the reasons Conner exposed above. James, 200% with you about how the West treats China. I'm amazed at how little we're told about the fact this is still a dictatorship. Do they still bill the family of the executed person for the bullet? This always seemed to be the straw that breaks the camel's back in terms of cynicism. It's not the first time the whole "drunk driving" thing is being said on the forum, but though I'm not for leniency, death penalty for a car accident, even with aggravating circumstances? So, if you change your CD, or grab a bottle of water, which are things you do consciously, and kill someone because you lacked the necessary attention, should you be put to death too? (I lost cherished ones in car accidents, and though the other drivers came out negative alcohol-wise, there was some carelessness involved; these people's lives were ruined too, or at least badly damaged.)

Fifty feet underground, far from the blazing Arizonian sun, The Goat was at work. This was no ordinary Goat. Escaped from Area 51 in October 1970, it had supernatural powers allowing it to mind-control humans. Now hidden in its lair, it planned taking over Earth government by 2,666. So, six hundred and fifty-nine years to go. The first step was to take control of the Internet. Moderator, then administrator, then he'd be emperor of the gay community, and from there, thanks to the infamous Gay Agenda Conspiracy, the door would be opened wide to take the reins of the Earth. "Baaa! Baaa!" The Goat bleated in the microphone. The cleverly designed hi-tech vocal interface it'd developed over two years translated the sounds to "Steve and I landed in Phoenix at three in the afternoon. Once we walked out of the terminal, we couldn't help being surprised by..." (to be continued)

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And unless the commenting writer opens the comment threads, CJames will, since I think Kitty did it earlier on So you have your 22 posts on the 15th. But I notice that once again quantity is being discussed. CJ, Jan offered the alternative to the hooves, with the stick in the mouth. And I was thinking of some hi-tech device, like a vocal interface or a shift stick, but now I start believing in your ability to use your hooves, thanks to your Indian cousins.

And don't worry, a male properly staked has a very high sexiness factor increase in the eyes of a ple... pli... commoner like me. (And yes Vic, your little piece is lovely and explains a lots on Domaholism, which still frightens me a bit...)

If a goat can stand on a stick, I'm willing to believe it may type on a keyboard. I had no doubt after reading the chapter that Blackheart was dead. The evil guy never dying is a clich

Glad to have found the first person to despise Monty Python in my entire life! You're a very unique person, Menzo. *starts plotting Menzo's abduction to brainwash him into enjoying nonsensical humor. Umm, maybe I'll start with all of Becket & Ionesco's plays, and then move on to classic slapstick comedy, and eventually get him in the proper state of mind to laugh* But you're right, to each his own! Diversity is what makes the world interesting.

This debate has gone on in other threads. I have no shame in saying I write smut or porn, fiction basically meant to arouse, though only one such story is here in eFiction, and only 5% of the actual stuff. Having gotten no feedback, I felt no incentive going through the annoying process of translating it all. My particular thing is that it deals with fetish activities, so the arousal won't be obvious for all, since non-sexual behaviors for some will be a great turn-on for others. I've enjoyed reading others' smut fiction; the challenge is to create good characters and have them go at it without being boring or repetitive. The initial situation might be silly, but then you have to pull your characters through. The erotica VS. porn debate always leaves me puzzled. To me, you've got well written stories and the rest; then, the themes and topics discussed won't appeal to everybody. What I read from you is fiction with sex scenes, which does not equate the above quoted genres, since you have tons of fiction nowadays that has sex scenes in it, without being labeled erotica or porn.

Yes, poorly phrased in the above post. "Plus" was unnecessary. As for the rest, it's widely a matter of taste. I like it as much as I like the Monty Pythons; thinking of British comedy, I just watched a few Absolutely Fabulous episodes again, which I love, but I'd have a hard time saying it's more "refined" than the Simpsons. I'd venture to say the fact it's hugely popular and holds no immediate appeal to you could be part of the reason for you not liking it.

How come I got to thinking along the same lines than two people did? I'm actually a big Simpsons fan; I just wonder how the feature film format will accommodate the usual 20-minute episodes. And Menzo, this is rather refined humor and satire under the guise of crude humor. Plus it's super moral, and it promotes family values in a quirky way. Waiting impatiently for you people's opinions on the movie.

I have been meaning to create a blog for a while, just for the sake of not hijacking other people's with comments and rant all on my own. So here we are, my very first entry. A positive one as is. Last evening, the band I play with shared the stage (a small bar actually) with these girls. It was a great evening; we played OK, and this took place in a little neighborhood bar in which we have played a few times, and where we are welcome royally every time. It ended the week-end on a joyful note. All the other band members are going away at different times, so it was a good way to end the year. There have been lots of good moments with the band this year, and hopefully next year will be even better. This was a short first entry; I'll try to have nice long pages as some do later on. I'll just warm up a bit before.

I agree with you two. As for the treatment you suggest Conner, I'd say put him in a Speedo, then tie him up, and why would you want Veronica involved? Chris and Steve can certainly handle this guy all on their own! Agreed again, though since Blackheart was thus dealt with doesn't increase Thaddeus' and the Sheriff's survival odds. I think this is one of my favorite chapters, for the amount of action and the nice touches of romance.

Of course, chasing someone on a motorbike while waving a baseball bat around is some friendly "aloha". I should have known.

I will join the praise, since many did mention quality and Graeme's great contribution. Otherwise, figures are just this: figures. Quality matters!

I realized with horror that I didn't give my get well wishes to Luc. So here they are!

Yes, same here, it's do for a great comedy.

Happy Birthday to You!

Thanks for the explanations of the slide show. Let's hope you may come of legal age in a country in which it won't be illegal for you to have a boy-friend/ life partner.

Yes, welcome, Arizonian Girl!

This would make for a great Monty Python skit, along the lines of the Killer Joke.