Benji

........Monks don't have to deal with women, Priests deal with nuns. Career advice is free!!

.......... A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.' Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a male nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified? Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better insurance.'

..........Read some of his posts, I'll let you draw your own conclusions!!

..........Probably, me thinks he is smiling though

.............Actually, I think the hearing impaired people prefer to not be considered themselves being labeled as disabled. In general, there are some who do not wish to 'hear', just as there are some who wish to hear.

.........Sorry, I think it is too late to save Helen, besides some of the 'readers' almost demanded her death, seems she is more misunderstood than Jerry was. But it would have been fun to have found an acronym to save her.

....Oh well, LOL, I have the mental image now!

.....You mean you normal hearing people want to be looked when being spoken to?? ...hahah!! I do have a pet peeve when people I know (and they know about my hearing) pull that "talk to the back routine".

........Exactly!! The group has linked Jerry/Scar to the nuke detonation in Australia to the Air Force, the US is being black mailed by Scar, and our esteemed General leaves them unguarded (by the military) when National Security is at stake? Of course if they were being guarded by the military Dimitri would have simply left.

...........I can see the goat walking them down the isle.

... .......I'm not sure how I just did that (triple post)...must be catching what Bk has. Sorry!!

........Sorry Tiger, but I couldn't beat Sam as much as he is beating himself up right now. He lost his "Love", who didn't care anything about him. And he lost Rob, who cared very much about him. He is now alone, and didn't have the balls to do the right thing.

.......Your kidding?? That is probably the least odd question, considering some of the topics in this forum! :wacko:

...........Don't do that, how else can we roast a goat without all of the support we derive weekly from his painful cliffhangers. Weekly fixes for both the reader and the diabolical evil cliffwriting goat are a must, gotta have my fix.

........Whatever attachment you put out here, it didn't come up!

..........Sounds good, except you don't put ham in it do you? I don't partake in certain meat! Bring some down to the GA convention!!

........I'll consult with the rabbit and get back to you!!

.........I assume you hadn't heard that one before either!!

.....Opps! sorry!! You know your monkey-years term was construed as pretty funny over here, and no I had not ever heard the term before, until you brought it up!!

.......That I would have strange conversations today with a Belgium!!

......My day starts 7am - 5pm M-F, but I get an three day weekend every other Friday (Friday off). I leave for work @ 5;45 am everyday, which means I get up between 4-430 am, I'll make coffee, go out and check garden area in back, converse with rabbits & birds

......Try as I might it was hard to like Sam, he came in with a lot of baggage, and Rob was understanding. I had hoped he (Sam) would have had the guts to tell Jonah off, and quit running back to him. Evidently Rob felt the same, but when Sam showed his insecure and immature feelings to a pathetic lost love, who cared for nothing in return except for a 'romp', it was clear that Sam couldn't make that break. Rob deserved a lot better.

...........There is nobody here at work, save some firemen upstairs (6:26 am). I'm an early bird, always have been and I get to work a hour or more before it starts.