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Benji

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  1. .......All true, but I couldn't resist.
  2. .......Gum me?????????
  3. ........Quick, someone hire Dimitri!!
  4. ........5'-9" and 150 lbs
  5. QUOTE Why would anyone in their right mind not want you? Oh, swimming isn't just an American sport and IIRC you swim, right? In fact I'm counting on you to be my exercise partner if we both manage to attend the next GA convention. It's hard to get motivated without someone else to swim with. Here at home there's always someone in the pool who's willing to do laps with me. I swim for fun, but sure if you want to. In fact, I played different forms of football - Aussie Rules Football, Gaelic Football, International Rules Football, soccer, and cricket... ....This was what I was referring to swimming for exercise!!
  6. ..........Thanks, Jack brighten my day why don't you!!
  7. .......Matter of fact, lets wait until 47 & epilouge!
  8. .......Two members are talking about swimming........(geeze, and he calls me old)
  9. ......But extremely young at heart! Thanks Gary!!
  10. ............Hoping to see someone in speedos Gary?
  11. .......Consider yourself warned Gary
  12. ............Yeah, I hope it goes well for you Bk.
  13. ........All in all good idea 'cept no quick death for Dimitri....remember he has a cell phone in his pocket, and a water board awaits him.
  14. ..........I'll bite, 35 - 40
  15. .......I have a wooden mallet ready (in case the fall didn't quite tenderize the carcass)
  16. ........Yeah, no crops to plant!! LOL, seriously a poll or decision should be made soon, so that whatever destination is decided, we could have enough time to plan.
  17. ..........Lets see from Gary's POV, your young, good looking and....well that's enough!!!
  18. .....I am, but I want it NOW!!!!
  19. I F_cking Hate
  20. ..........You know your right, I wouldn't put it past the goat to give us another cliffhanger.
  21. .....If I recall right they were talking (Dan, Robert & Joe) about New York...but in January or February... sounds like a wet cold time to me.
  22. ..... I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. ...Duh! why else would I buy dog food???
  23. ..........IFH drama!!!!!
  24. .......Wondering who is out save Eric, while wandering thru Bk's jungle.
  25. .......Your looking good!!
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