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Lee Wilson

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  1. You're welcome. Glad you liked it.
  2. Hmm, another sequel idea. We'll see. The Running Man - a classic in my mind.
  3. I bet you have that Wiggles song in your head now, don't you? “Hot potato, hot potato; Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.” No, never had small kids, huh? Lucky shits. Devlin still likes the Wiggles. He just had a birthday party the other day. I saw the candle; it was a big eight. Apparently, he wanted to watch a Wiggles video. His friends chased him through the house calling him a baby. I guess they all grew out of the Wiggles, like they did with Teletubbies and Barney. It could have been worse. I
  4. I was expecting that. 😁
  5. Very much so.
  6. They become family, unless you’re a jackass.
  7. Yeah, you mentioned that in an earlier chapter. How can someone be so stupid?
  8. Um. Fuck no!! If I ever have cats or dogs in my stories, they will not die horrible deaths. They will survive until the end.
  9. I will be perfectly honest, Dave dies of natural causes. I didn’t want to, or have Devlin murder him.
  10. I guess his parents don’t believe in those kinds of restrictions. Oh, I think you’ll like what’s next. I know someone will find a gif of that. I’m not the only one. See the title page, Beta Reader. And I’ll let her say whether the next one is based on real events or not!
  11. Yes. I have had little kids, and was one, although I think I was a teen when we got our first microwave. But regardless, none of us were that dumb.
  12. They’re busy with kids who really need help and are understaffed. Didn’t you read ‘The Boy on the Porch?’
  13. As a Stew year old, yeah.
  14. Perfect!
  15. Yeah, I'd be on him like white on rice if I could, but he tried to soup me up first, so we'll talk about that one now. You've seen those individual containers of soup, right? You take off the lid and pop them in the microwave for two minutes. TWO. You heard that, right? Since when is twenty equal to two? Hmmm? Please. Tell me, because I can't understand. Well, neither can the little idiot that lives in this house. And, oh, yeah, the part about removing the lid first? Obviously a little too
  16. So, then, your real name is Seneca?
  17. I think 'Red' may still be driving my writing. There's no way I can be this good at it without some supernatural help.
  18. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 11

    All seriousness aside, yeah, so? Nah, I can't be serious all the time.
  19. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 11

    Try Alka-Seltzer! 😄
  20. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 11

    I bet if Kareem knew Omar was bisexual, he would have prodded him to do exactly what he did. But, aren't they brothers? Brothers so close, I'd be surprised if Kareem didn't know of Omar's sexual preferences.
  21. Darn, why didn’t I think of that? Nope, there’s a different solution.
  22. I thought Ziggy played guitar?
  23. He hears whatever is playing on the radio in the kitchen. More than likely, a classic rock station.
  24. Devlin may not be, be he who commands Devlin's thoughts does.
  25. Boys cannot live by peas alone. Or whatever else that could be slingshot through a large enough keyhole. 😁
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