Yeah, I'd be on him like white on rice if I could, but he tried to soup me up first, so we'll talk about that one now.
You've seen those individual containers of soup, right? You take off the lid and pop them in the microwave for two minutes. TWO. You heard that, right? Since when is twenty equal to two? Hmmm? Please. Tell me, because I can't understand. Well, neither can the little idiot that lives in this house. And, oh, yeah, the part about removing the lid first? Obviously a little too