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  1. Lee Wilson
    I’m glad it hit the mark. Sometimes I’m not sure about the level of humor in my comedies.
  2. Lee Wilson
    I feel like a traffic light at an intersection near the super bowl. Pedestrians keep hitting the walk button so many times I don't know which side needs to be green anymore. What the hell am I saying? I am a traffic light at an intersection near the super bowl. Okay, last year’s Super Bowl, but whatever. My name is Ryg, pronounced Rig. I guess my name is really an acronym, Red/Yellow/Green. So maybe my name is Red. I don’t know. It’s better than Gyr I guess. That sounds like a growl.
  3. Lee Wilson
    Another anthropomorphic story from the deranged mind of Lee Wilson. This time it’s a traffic light who happens to be one block away from where the Super Bowl was recently held. What havoc might be caused by Ryg?
  4. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 39 S3

    Lee Wilson commented on Bill W's story chapter in Chapter 39 S3

    Crossed with an auctioneer.
  5. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 39 S3

    Lee Wilson commented on Bill W's story chapter in Chapter 39 S3

    Clint definitely needs to learn discretion. He might say something at the wrong time around the wrong people. And if Daniel doesn’t like it, it’ll be a Backstreet Boys song - Bye Bye Bye
  6. Lee Wilson
    So far. It won’t stay lite for long.
  7. Lee Wilson
    In the conservatory. With a candlestick
  8. Lee Wilson
    I have Swiss Miss hot chocolate. But I guess that doesn’t help you either.
  9. Lee Wilson
    Do as I say, not as I do. Wasn’t the asshole scientist’s name Michael?
  10. Lee Wilson
    My money is on Michael. Oh, and Jason, if you killed Five, I’m never reading another one of your stories.
  11. Lee Wilson
    Be afraid. Be very afraid. OK, not really. He’ll be back. Otherwise it’d be a short and shitty story.
  12. Lee Wilson
    To quote The Crazy World of Arthur Brown I am the god of hellfire! And I bring you Fire, I'll take you to burn Fire, I'll take you to learn I'll see you burn
  13. Lee Wilson
    Where indeed?
  14. Lee Wilson
    But will they get caught again? Parents taking it badly? Hmmmm. Will this be a massive understatement?
  15. Lee Wilson
    Hmmmm, do I leave it as is, or change 17 chapters to make you wrong?
  16. Lee Wilson
    Virgil So, we finally get to sleep around 2 AM. What a fun night, huh? Talk about your mood swings. From the high of fun messing around with Sam to the low of getting caught, all the night needed to make it complete was a murder. "Losers, mom says it's time to wake up for breakfast." Oh geez. Allison. Maybe there's still time for that murder. Scott responds, but Allison isn't happy about it. Scott "Go away twerp, we'll be there in a couple." "I'm telling mom you cal
  17. Lee Wilson
    Beware the Ides of April would be more appropriate in the U.S. Many people fear tax day. Besides, fearing the musical group that sang “Vehicle” would seem awfully silly.
  18. Lee Wilson
    I always had a problem with the old English writing. Beowulf was brutal for me if I remember correctly. On the other topic, the time change has never bothered me.
  19. Lee Wilson
    Toby looking for a second baby already?
  20. Lee Wilson
    I lucked out and didn’t have to learn Shakespeare in high school. I do remember having to read Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart in English class though. I’ve been demented ever since. Another literary classic moment, we had to translate a TV commercial in Italian class. I chose the Life cereal commercial with Mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey! Or Ehi Mico!
  21. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in The Aftermath

    You Bloody Well Right better Take the Long Way Home and go back to School or it’s Goodbye Stranger. Just kidding, It’s Raining Again, and Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down. Had to mix in a little Carpenters in there.
  22. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in The Aftermath

    Fight Fire With Fire is actually my favorite Kansas song. I do like those other two though.
  23. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in The Aftermath

    It wasn’t me.
  24. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in The Aftermath

    I won’t mention that my first wedding song was “I can’t Fight This Feeling” by REO, then. You can’t not like Dust In The Wind?
  25. Lee Wilson

    The Aftermath

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in The Aftermath

    Maybe he’ll get another chance.
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