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  1. Lee Wilson
    Well, at least it was the smaller dog pissing in the cat’s bowl. That mating would be worse than getting a Pomsky, but if that’s possible… Glad you liked that, at least.
  2. Lee Wilson
    Or a whole host of others, I bet
  3. Lee Wilson
    Oops?
  4. Lee Wilson
    "Are we almost home?" Poochie asked. She had jumped to try to look out the window, and like usual, couldn't get high enough to see anything. Dane snarled, "How the fuck should I know?" "You're taller than me." Dane calmed a little. "No shit, most dogs are." Poochie pouted. "You're always picking on me about my size." "You brought it up, saying I was taller." "Keep it up, and I'll bite you on the kneecap again." Dane chuckled. "That was my wrist, you dumb p
  5. Lee Wilson
    A humorous discussion between Poochie and Dane. A pair of dogs. I decided to marry a prompt, #622, first line, with the Anthology topic, Creature Feature.
  6. Lee Wilson
    Chapter 3 is coming, I promise. A couple hundred more words and it’ll be ready for my editor. Maybe I can write during the golden bachelor tonight.
  7. Lee Wilson
    That has got to be one of the funniest lines I’ve ever read! I like how Tommy is feeling more comfortable and the teasing is more good natured.
  8. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 1

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in Chapter 1

    It’ll be a while. I’m moving slow on the current one, due to life. I’ve done simultaneous stories before, but prospects for that right now are not good.
  9. Lee Wilson
    There will be, life slowing things down, but I’m still at it.
  10. Lee Wilson
    Um, who are these two guys?
  11. Lee Wilson
    Hmmm. People expect certain things from me. Time to shift gears.
  12. Lee Wilson
    I was thinking he was reiterating the right to remain silent, and we may or may not have seen the last of them; no idea at this point. Tetanus shots are like colonoscopies, once every ten years is sufficient. Rabies, yeah, that may have been appropriate.
  13. Lee Wilson
    Well, if I unexpectedly stop posting stories, SND stop commenting on others, then the welfare check might be prudent. But I don’t plan in going anywhere anytime soon.
  14. Lee Wilson
    A genius Mr. Mitchell is not.
  15. Lee Wilson
    Yeah, I didn’t want major damage, just an annoyance. Clever boy, huh? Thanks
  16. Lee Wilson
    Thanks for the twisted. No, hadn’t heard of it happening. I considered a rough spot, but figured that would do more damage than I intended.
  17. Lee Wilson
    What’s a Lee Wilson story with a handful of idiots?
  18. Lee Wilson
    Stephen remained behind Michael; nobody seemed to care that he remained poolside. Then the starting horn sounded, and Michael dove into the pool. Michael completed a smooth dive into the pool, like usual. At first, Stephen thought he may not have jumped in perfectly straight, but after two strokes, Michael's line was fine. He was neck and neck with two other swimmers up until they reached the far wall. Stephen had watched Michael race too many times to not recognize that something was
  19. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 1

    Lee Wilson commented on Inkognito's story chapter in Chapter 1

    I had the pleasure of proofreading this one. I loved it then and I still do. Even though it’ll likely knock my other CF story off the funniest story pedestal. Well done, @Inkognito
  20. Lee Wilson
    Sweet!
  21. Lee Wilson
    Glad you enjoyed it. Or at least could joke about it.
  22. Lee Wilson

    Prologue

    Lee Wilson commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in Prologue

    As you should be.
  23. Lee Wilson
    We’re definitely different. Years ago, my brother called me a walking calculator.
  24. Lee Wilson
    Well, technically I only have 5 on the list. Some of them appear in multiple categories. But I will prophesize that I'll have a sixth after the Creature Feature stories are all posted.
  25. Lee Wilson
    Nice!
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