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  1. Leslie Lofton
    I had heretofore only known the word effluvium to mean a foul liquid discharge, but there it is right in the Webster's Eleventh, definition one: invisible emanation, especially a foul exhalation or smell. I'll switch to effluent, since that definitely implies liquid.
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    Estuaries
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    Punched
  4. Leslie Lofton
    North Pole, Alaska, USA
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    Nope Never have I ever shown mes grands tétons to a Tennessee Titan
  6. Leslie Lofton
    REFUS Refused even Frank's unconditional sex? TEMPT
  7. Leslie Lofton
    Never have I ever witnessed a match-up of the USC 'Cocks and the USC Trojans
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    Kennesaw, Georgia, USA (Formerly known as Big Shanty, for U.S. Civil War and train enthusiasts alike)
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    Dik-Dik
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    Onchocerciasis I just happened to be sitting in arm's reach of my Webster's Eleventh. A skin and eye disease caused by the worm O. volvulus, transmitted by the African black fly. Its common name is "river blindness".
  11. Leslie Lofton
    TEACH Toes excite Albert's carnal hankerings FOOTS
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    Holy crap is this still going? Never have I ever "united" with Atlanta United.
  13. Leslie Lofton
    BEEAR Better eat everything, all right? PLATE
  14. Leslie Lofton
    I am redeeming two of my sick days to go to Arkansas next week for it. Not even sorry about it. TALNT Tawny and limber Ned tastes SWEET
  15. Leslie Lofton
    SPICE Some people irrationally chase eclipses TEXAS
  16. Leslie Lofton
    Nope Never have I ever made a sinner of a New Orleans Saint
  17. Leslie Lofton
    alchemical
  18. Leslie Lofton
    “Sorry, what?” Ashlee started at the abrupt, inscrutable declaration, and peered at Felicity through a sudden sandy gust. She stood stiff and tall like piling in the shore, eyes set beyond the horizon. Feet planted lest she topple over with a step, she twisted to the other Davises. Yaidali was fifty yards away already, dodging waves as she washed off the shells she was collecting. Marisol was clearly annoyed, suffering her husband’s demands out of marital obligation, if just barely. At her
  19. Leslie Lofton
    Nope, nor been offered his Arrowhead Never did I ever see the cock of a Seattle Seahawk.
  20. Leslie Lofton
    Nope, but that's sweet. Never have I ever joined the mile high club with a New York Jet. Side note. This is the best thing I've seen yet here. Instead of paying attention in church choir ⛪🐰 I was trying to think of lewd NFL puns.
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    Nope Never have I ever been boarded by a Tampa Bay Buccaneer
  22. Leslie Lofton
    Nope Never have I ever had my Green Bay packed by a Green Bay Packer
  23. Leslie Lofton
    Nope Never have I ever cuddled with a Chicago Bear
  24. Leslie Lofton
    Nope Never have I ever touched the horn of a Los Angeles Ram. I was going to say something about scalping, but those days are behind us. #httr
  25. Leslie Lofton
    Nope Never have I ever bucked with a Denver Bronco
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