I was just watch the movie Timer 2009 and I was seeing a 14yo boy getting his timer ... the girls were joking ...
The mother was pushy to find out if their son would ever bear them grandchildren. She was excited to have her son get his Timer.
TimerSalesMan: "I certify you are of Timer eligibility age ... 9th Grade 1st Month"
Sis#2: "even if you don't have your original teeth when you meet her..."
Sis#1: "or him?"
Jess: "I'm not gay ... mom ... can we get this over with."
Sis#1: "Jess I will give you new teeth if you need them"
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Plot: If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?
Would you get one?
I say ... why not? as long as I can afford the device and the monthly fees.