1. You don't have my address and I don't open my mail (too many bills and collector notices) so send all the anthrax you want. It will probably be caught at the post office and the FBI will be knocking at your door. Then you don't have to worry about seeing rakuten again or how to "style" your hair because those fed prison types will handle if for you. There would be a benefit that you would probably get more sex than you could imagine, but not necessarily by choice.
2. I am NOT a dork, or a geek, I barely count as a nerd. Never had a pocket protect, never needed one. I don't carry pens in my pockets.