Masked Monkey

Actually, no, it isn't the same thing. "psychopathic-ax-murderers" implies very significant past behavior as well as clinical diagnosis, not stereotyped generalizations. The correct analogy is saying I wouldn't date someone who has an axe. I know I wouldn't date a bi-female . As to dating a bi-guy, I dunno it would depend on a few things, most of them about him, what he wants ... well, I suppose that means I would date a bi-guy in order to find those things out. But there is nothing I would want to know about I bi-guy that I wouldn't want to know about a gay-guy. Of course all of this falls at the feet of the silly notion that I ever date. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

I voted no for personal reasons. Those who know me (online), know them :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

Nothing wrong with a strap-on . "She" (read that the evil bitch) got a few more years out of me that way. We shall ignore the fact that I gave it to her as an anniversary present . But the f**king bitch wouldn't let me cum while using it . Ok, I have hit TMI :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

ugh Would have rather that nobody had to be talking to me when that happend.

Never said it wasn't, just don't pick someone who is crazier than my wife

Ok, there are really 2 things at play here (goes into proposal mode) Do you care WHO/WHAT/WHERE/WHY your SO cheats? How do you define "cheating"? I hazard to guess that most people would have serious issues with an SO who "cheats", the real issue is how you define cheating. Some (str8) people don't think that having casual (not leading to an LTR) sex with someone with the same parts is "cheating", but then that is their relationship and not mine. My *cough*bitch of a*cough* wife believed that masturbating or looking at porn was "cheating" ( but then again she is psycho, and I seemed to put up with psycho for way to long for my own good). :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

I believe Joe has his own hag, only he calls her a 'friend' Some of us never outgrow the awkward and annoying ... I don't know if I was ever an "oaf". Anyway, there is a HUGE difference between "annoying and awkward" and "manipulative and controlling". I will grant you that SOME of CJ's (not the goat, well, maybe him too, but I have no authority to speak on that one) behaviour may be lain at the feet of inexperience with personal relationships, but you don't have to have any "experience" to be able to restrain yourself from sending dozens of unanswered text messages. Of course, as I have said many times, doing, whatever, is not the best way to break up with someone. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

I think trebs was referring to vids of rich ... is there something we should know about

Each and every time I vote I have one litmus test that trumps them all. I will NEVER vote for any candidate who does not support the right of a woman to have full and complete reproductive freedom. It is beyond hubris for anyone to tell another adult human being what they can do with their body simply because they "disagree" with the choice. Your take the lives of real human beings and mess them up based on your whimsical and capricious decision that you know, better than they do, what is right for them. I don't care if the woman is purposely having unprotected sex because she wants to get abortions because she like the feel of the anesthetic. When it comes to taking that parasite out of her body if she wants it out the decision is hers and hers alone.

Geeze vic, if we followed that rule for you (or me :wacko: ) we wouldn't be posting 'til 2018

unfortunately, checking it with a multimeter without a correct load isn't gonna tell you if it is bad.

Who wouldn't? Probably Rich I dunno, they discussed "erections" on the plane

Well, truth be told, I had started a post, but got distracted by someone wanting me to edit his film analysis paper, then we got into a discussion about that, and by the time I posted, the goat had already done so. I decided you all didn't need to listen to me bitch about my life. As for thanking Vic, , it isn't his ego that needs to be stroked right now. As for pleasing Joe ... well, that's what MSN and webcams are for :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

7 years ... the short answer is NO, buy a new one Rechargable batteries have a limited lifetime, that is just the way it is. I am shocked that you got 7 years out of it. Also not, that the time frame is almost totally independent of your use. Used or unused, the batteries just go bad. For NiCd batteries you could do a deep cell discharge because they would build up "memory". The analogy my dad used to use was that of a bucket you used to carry cement. You could fill the bucket full of cement from the mixer and carry it to the work site, but if you only dumped half of it out before refilling, eventually, the cement in the bottom of the bucket would harden and you would only have half a bucket. Ni-metal-hydride batteries do not work that way. The electrochemical storage and discharge is not like a lead acid, or NiCd. You can try to play games with it, put on a rapid cycling ac voltage, or some other such thing, but odds are you will catch the battery on fire. The other point is that the battery is probably made up of a bunch of little batteries connected in a combination of series and parallel. I believe Ni-metal-hydride puts out 1.4 volts, so to get the standard 12 that your laptop wants, you have to do more. The fact that your transformer is getting hot tells me that the battery is drawing more power than it should when charged. That means that one of the "lines" of little batteries inside the big battery is shorted out and drawing way too much power ... read that as may melt. to repeat the short answer "no" buy a new one besides, it is 49 in dog years (god knows how many in goat years) and deserves to go to proper disposal to be reincarnated as coating on some microchip. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

Ok, here's the deal, Joe wants someone to post something so he asked me, but I'm perfect and have no issues or things that I need help with .... ok, stop laughing ... I mean it ... it is getting old ... enough already ....

Who wouldn't?

NO, I gave you the 4th later that night when we went for a walk, did whatever, then went to bed. and yes, you are worth like 5 or 6 even

Hahahahaha! I live there, too and you know, I think that learning that saying should be a part of the driver's test out here, don't you?! And umm, Joey, my favorite little cowboy... if I have to come over there to get you to be SAFE (you know cause I love you and if you end up hurt I'll be VERY sad and worried) I will... (remember the tie/pocket/change incident??) That is all Stripper?? Only if I'm getting paid I gave you 4 dimes and viv gave you one ... how much more could you be worth ... oh wait ... nevermind

Other than what I told you on MSN I only have a few things to add: "Me and my not being able to say no" pretty much sums it up ... think about that. How much pain or awkwardness have you really saved anyone by not being able to say that. even though I said it on MSN I will say it again, doing "whatever" is NOT the right way to break up with someone ... while he may be crazy, I know it when I see it, you also sent the wrong (and mixed) messages. "Apparently you can't leave your phone off or your friends come looking for you" Wish I had friends like that. "I swear if the next guy I find is as much of a stalker as Zac and CJ were, then I'm turning straight." ok, I have several responses to this I'm sure I could arrange for you to be the next "Amazingly Hot Boyfriend". Graeme is right ... or was it trebs ... anyway ... women are no better. But then I managed to not be able to say "no" to a particularly crazy one. Don't make Steven, Jeff, Viv (+1) and myself come and put you into an ex-breeder program. "(Who just wants to take a nap in peace!)" Am I the only one who wants to snuggle with Joe now :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog (P.S. Yes, I have been working on too many proposals lately)

*takes a deep breath* I believe when a man has sex with a woman he is giving her his sperm (and whatever diseases) as a "gift without contemplation", thus, by accepting his sperm she makes no legal contract with him giving up sovereignty over her body. Like it or not, it is hers now. Hence, a man's only say on the issue of abortion is whether he stays in the relationship or moves on. HIS input is merely part of the emotional relationship they have. I do not believe that zygotes, blastocysts, embryos, and possibly fetuses are Human Beings. I believe that every human being has the inalienable right to have a parasite removed from their body via modern medical practices as decided by the patient and their doctor, even if they had fun and acted stupid to get that parasite in the first place. I drank untreated water in the Sierra Nevadas once, I got giardia, I knew the dangers, I was having fun, and I also did everything I could to get that critter and all his friends out of me as soon as I got home without worrying about what Mr. giardia thought about it. But I guess that is ok, because giardia doesn't have the label "potential human being" and I didn't get it via failed protective or unprotected sex. I don't hold humans as having any "special" place on this planet, or this universe for that matter. If anything, Agent Smith was right, we are a virus infecting this universe. rape, incest, blah, blah, blah, are just red herrings to ramp up the emotional content of what really is a contract law and medical problem. As one of my favorite bumper stickers says: "Against Abortion? Don't have one" But I also believe I have the right to have an opinion about it, regardless of what others think. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

1) yea people suck sometimes 2) sometimes it is good when people suck; better when they swallow -- but this isn't one of them 3) I use plastic for my product, well the legal product anyway 4) There is an old saying that applies in many more situations than you would think: Don't wrestle with a pig, you just get dirty and the pig has all the fun 5) The saying that applies to your sister, however: Don't try to teach a pig to sing, it is doomed to failure and it just annoys the pig 6) If they don't say what you have to write in writing lab (jeebus I forgot how awful community colleges were), then write what you want. 7) If all else fails, see 2). Have fun Steven :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

Jeebus Demetz ... what is the point of me gossiping about you now . Take away all my fun :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

Yes, the ability to make something go "poof" and cease to exist is an awesome power. Oh, and Sharon ... who would ever DARE call you bitchy? As for people who's minds don't seem to line up with the reality of others ... we thank you in advance for keeping your "down to earth" thinking to yourselves :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog (who just got grunchy all of a sudden)

I hear you pass lots of things around Kevin :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog

As a reformed master post whore, I would like to state that my personal record was 56 in one day ... and the site was much smaller then. :king: Dr. Mr. Snow "Snoopy" Dog